Cats are snakes
I think I am now terrified of cats, they are sooo slimy and sneaky and creepy and they make me sneeze!
Babysitting would have been fine if it hadnt been for the three cats - they all kept talking to each other and following me everywhere. I was completely freaked cos they were doing the whole, 'hissing, rubbing against you, evil, spoiled child kinda sneaking thing'. I also was positive that they were going to like pounce on me in a cartoon- stylee way and like rip me to shreds. You can totally see how they are mini-lions - shivers.
Ohhh and all that scariness for £13! What the hell can you buy for £13 (okay - well a CD, books blah) or like the pocket of a pair of jeans! Yay! Oh - well - breathe Rach, think Gap year - GAP YEAR!
How the heck am I going to survive with 'Lions and Tigers and Bears' if I was terrified of three cats! I soooo wished someone else had been there. . . . . .sobs, loneliness and fear really is THE worst combo!
Ok - on that chipper note, I will go and practice my house-wife skills (Mrs.Beeton eat your heart out!) and clean the bathrooms and make cakes and sausage rolls! Obv - will wash hands in between!
Hope you had a fab time last nite everybody, sorry cannot text or owt cos my phone is fucked again! Plus am on a severe phone ban! Wahoooooo - in the ideal social situation really!
Love you heaps, missing you already my pineapple chunks,
Have a nice day now,
xoxoxoxoxoxxox
Ohhh - quote - sorry - thanks for reminding me - "Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and see that they laugh, they cry, they tell jokes ... they're just friends waiting to be made."
Sobs - isn't it beautiful, soooo beautiful! I love that book.
Have a good un.
xoxoxoxoxox
Babysitting would have been fine if it hadnt been for the three cats - they all kept talking to each other and following me everywhere. I was completely freaked cos they were doing the whole, 'hissing, rubbing against you, evil, spoiled child kinda sneaking thing'. I also was positive that they were going to like pounce on me in a cartoon- stylee way and like rip me to shreds. You can totally see how they are mini-lions - shivers.
Ohhh and all that scariness for £13! What the hell can you buy for £13 (okay - well a CD, books blah) or like the pocket of a pair of jeans! Yay! Oh - well - breathe Rach, think Gap year - GAP YEAR!
How the heck am I going to survive with 'Lions and Tigers and Bears' if I was terrified of three cats! I soooo wished someone else had been there. . . . . .sobs, loneliness and fear really is THE worst combo!
Ok - on that chipper note, I will go and practice my house-wife skills (Mrs.Beeton eat your heart out!) and clean the bathrooms and make cakes and sausage rolls! Obv - will wash hands in between!
Hope you had a fab time last nite everybody, sorry cannot text or owt cos my phone is fucked again! Plus am on a severe phone ban! Wahoooooo - in the ideal social situation really!
Love you heaps, missing you already my pineapple chunks,
Have a nice day now,
xoxoxoxoxoxxox
Ohhh - quote - sorry - thanks for reminding me - "Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and see that they laugh, they cry, they tell jokes ... they're just friends waiting to be made."
Sobs - isn't it beautiful, soooo beautiful! I love that book.
Have a good un.
xoxoxoxoxox