Wee hee hee hee...
Wheeeeeee!!! I'm happy today! Forget that I feel horrible and I have nothing to wear because I have to do laundry so badly, I'M STILL HAPPY! I'M STILL OPTIMISTIC! GO HAPPY ME!!!
Why I am happy, I do not know. Maybe it's the weather, or a strange chemical that resides in Diet Pepsi, which I am currently drinking. Come to think of it, maybe someone slipped something into my Pepsi and I'll start hallucinating and giggling at random pink butterflies before passing out and falling off my chair. Which will probably hurt a lot. Or perhaps I am just drunk off Diet Pepsi, which may or may not in all probability be possibly probable. Which makes sense if you really think about it. Or maybe I'm about to die from some terrible disease, and my mind, being thoroughly traumatized by this information, has conveniently forgotten and ordered me to be happy. Hmm... I wonder if my mom will consent to have me cremated... though why I WANT to be cremated is a mystery to me.
*Goes into detective mode and starts humming the Pink Panther song* I will prevail...
Why I am happy, I do not know. Maybe it's the weather, or a strange chemical that resides in Diet Pepsi, which I am currently drinking. Come to think of it, maybe someone slipped something into my Pepsi and I'll start hallucinating and giggling at random pink butterflies before passing out and falling off my chair. Which will probably hurt a lot. Or perhaps I am just drunk off Diet Pepsi, which may or may not in all probability be possibly probable. Which makes sense if you really think about it. Or maybe I'm about to die from some terrible disease, and my mind, being thoroughly traumatized by this information, has conveniently forgotten and ordered me to be happy. Hmm... I wonder if my mom will consent to have me cremated... though why I WANT to be cremated is a mystery to me.
*Goes into detective mode and starts humming the Pink Panther song* I will prevail...