Jan 22, 2003 02:13
1. What's your real name? Jeremy J. DeNelle
2. What's your favorite nickname? Ritalian, Gem
4. What's your favorite nickname for your genitals? i am unable to answer this question due to my overcuriosity as to the whereabouts of question 3
5. Where were you born? Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
6. Do you like the rain? rain is fun.
7. Have you ever been in love? ask my girl
8. Did you ever wonder why there are llamas? every waking moment
9. What song best describes you? according to an internet test thing i one took, James Browns "I Feel Good"
10. What would you name your first son? Locke =D
11. What would you name your first son if you made him in your garage out of glue, coat hangers and sawdust? pulling from the names of the most screwed up people i know, Brandon Victor DeNelle
12. Do you write in pen or pencil? pencil
13. When was the last time you cried? can't honestly remember, though it was recently
14. When was the last time you wanted to cry? who really wants to cry?
15. When was the last time George Lucas made you want to cry? when i heard about Jango Fett
16. When you were a kid, did you ever break any bones? indeed
17. When you were a kid, did you ever steal anything? . . . . .
18. When you were in prison, did you do any amateur tatooing? there was this one time... i needed the cash
19. Do you like donuts? Yes.
20. Even jelly donuts? they are vonderbul!
21. Do you know what's in that shit? jelly?
22. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? ENT!
23. If you were a cow, would you be white with black spots? nope. black with a giant white bullseye
24. If you were flexible enough, would you... y'know? well, what makes you think i'm not flexible enough? not that i would know....
25. What was the saddest moment in your life? that time that i died. it really sucked. =\
26. Do you think I really care? EVERYONE does =D
27. How many times do I have to tell you to shut the Fuck up? many. i don't listen well
28. What color shoes are you wearing? blue
29. What color shirt are you wearing? not wearing one
30. Are you wearing any underpants? honestly... yes
31. Oooo. Are they lacey? no, i gave those back.
32. Do I make you hot? you = mad secksi
33. What is your lucky number? 5
34. What is your unlucky number? 3.14159265
35. Why do you succumb to human weakness and hold superstitions, you sad, callow sheep? Because I have crippling emotional and chemical imbalances!
36. What's your favorite book? Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide.
37. What's your favorite page number in that book? 42
38. What is the de Broglie wavelength of an electron accelerating with a total energy of 300 KeV? 2.25 * 10^-21 nanometers.
39. Who knows you the best? my girl ::echo:: "my girl", talking bout myyyyyyyyy girl ::echo:: "my girl!"
40. Who knows you the best "in the Biblical sense"? Uh, God, I guess.
41. Who knows you the best to testify against you? for incriminating things? Victor. then again he helped with most of them.
42. Describe yourself in one word. impulsive
43. Describe yourself in one preposition. Up!
44. Just who in the Hell do you think you are? Steven Hawking!
45. Would you like to star in a movie about your life? only if Victor directs it and Twinkies are involved
46. Would you like to star in a transgendered-midget porn movie about your life? how is this different from the above movie? though i do suppose Katie isn't THAT short...
47. Are you a generous person? try to be
48. Can I borrow $100? sure. just not from me.
49. Did you lie on this test? nope ^_^
50. Did you lie on that last question? _> ... no...?