The Narrative Strain, Chapter 13b

[vampire_cookies]

TITLE: History Rewritten
RATING: T
GENRE: Horror/Tragedy
DESCRIPTION: What was truth, and what was fiction?
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Screw you, LJ formatting.  >=(

Comments

[vampire_cookies]

Oh, how I love to read your comments. They make me smile so stupidly. I'm smiling pretty stupidly right now, but that's partly because I'm hepped up on painkillers. Just got back from a week of vacationing and wugh... many unhappy times for teh Cookie body. I'm actually typing this with one eye open at present because I SEVERELY JACKED IT UP.

*takes a bow*

Honestly though, the pain is so much more bearable when I have such awesome crack to come home to. =) ♥

I likes a stunning portrait of Glinda’s former, more amiable self. Aelisa might get one for her bedroom.

Dirty tart. Of course you can have one. But Glinda insists on being fully clothed. She isn't a prostitute Meez Aelisa. *tsks*

I love Crope and Tibbett as well. I REALLY love Avaric, oddly enough. (Which is weird, because he's basically Musical!Fiyero, but without the retardedly unbelievable character development.) I actually thought it would be hilarious to write a fic where Crope and Tibbett married Glinda. This is what happens when it's one o'clock in the morning and you've been up all night eating salt water taffy. =P

I feel like I have daddy issues all of a sudden. And I certainly wanted Daddy Arduenna to do just that. I loved the way you wrote their relationship, personally.

You are so outrageously naughty at times, and it makes me love you all the more. =D I don't think Glinda's father is ANYTHING like this in Maguire's mind (which may be confirmed if he discusses Glinda's childhood at all in book four) but it's how *I* wanted to imagine him. A rough and tumble country gent who doesn't take crap from anyone. Glinda's mother would be all beautiful and proper-- more about society and affluence. Schmoozing with her pals and going to parties. (Obviously where Glinda gets her silliness from.) Her parents would argue all the time, would never agree on anything, and more than likely would screw like weasels for hours on end in the bedroom. It's my happy portrait of the Arudenna clan. *smiles cheekily*

I felt sad when Glinda didn't remember their sexing, and happy when they shared a bad, and a strange mixture of both when Miss Glinda naughtily snogged Miss Elphaba's mind out of her ears...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'm sorry, but you can't possibly expect me to respond to you thoughtfully after that last line. It was too perfect for words. I imagine that Glinda would be a rather fantastic kisser, provided she was interested in the person she was "snogging out of their minds..."

what are you DOING to me, Miss?! *panics*

I'M KILLING YOU WITH LOVE! DO YOU NOT FEEL MY LOVE DESTROYING YOUR VERY SOUL!?!?

You know, at the rate you people are panicking, I should really just say "screw it" and let you fashion an ending for yourselves. Leave it at chapter thirteen and let you tie up this mess how it best pleases you. Crud knows I'll never be able to sort it all out by the end.

Oh well. Thanks for the commenties and the squishies that are not (and do not need to be) italicized. I will love you even if you trace your hand and paste it on the screen in the shape of a crude turkey. ♥

*loves you and snoggs you out of your mind*

[aelisa]

HAAH! Unhappy times for teh Cookie body = happy times for teh Cookie? I hope so, anyhoo, even if you are deliciously mean to us poor readers ;] I'm glad my comment helps ease the pain, Miss. That is part of the reason I'm replying now... but it's mostly becauseIwantsyuourbabies *hides*

That's me ^.^ Aww, that detracts from its appeal... what about fully clothed, but in white, after just coming in out of the rain? *angelface*

Yes, Avaric amuses me greatly ^.^ LOOL! I've never looked at it like that before, but it's so true xD
That. Sounds. Amazing. I would put aside my Gelphie love for the purpose of that fic. Though, of course, jealous Elphie might be fun... XD Heh.

No, I doubt it, too. I don't even know how I imagine her parents, especially her father, but that description you just gave, right there? Purrrrfect. Especially the bit about the weasels *whistles innocently*

I might write a fic about it, then... 'too perfect for words' is a pretty awesome compliment, after all ;]
Glinda has to be an amazing kisser. She's Glinda! And I think it might detract from smutty fics if the writer was all, "and when their lips finally came together, Elphaba gagged and pushed Glinda away, looking at her as if she'd suddenly grown a second head". Though it would be amusing. I never quite understand how they can sex perfectly first time in most fics. Which is why I particularly loved your portrayal. And because I love you. I'll admit it.

Is that what it is, love?! I feel something destroying my very soul! D:
Now you've said it's love though, I might like it. Never let it be said that I am not easily led!

D: Don't even say that! My soul would be definitely be made deadified if you did. And that about the turkey might be the only thing I'm able to do by the end of the next chapter... glad to know it's good with you ^.^

*is snogged out of mind*

[vampire_cookies]

You can have my babies, hotcakes. And by babies, I mean leftover Chinese food. *produces a box of leftover Chinese*

I meant to respond to this, and I don't know what happened. I didn't die or anything serious like that, but I think it might have had something to do with giant Peruvian apes. Hmmm.

Anyhoo... what was I going to say? Oh yes. You need to get back to writing, young missy. I have no objections to flying across the pond and slapping you all sexy like in order to get your creative juices flowing again. I think you should write a bad!sex fic where Elphaba and Glinda have a go at it and it's horrible from the start. Just the image of Elphie gagging on Glinda's smooches was enough to roll me off the chair. *rolls again*

You need to make this happen. It would make me the happiest cookie in the box. I also might love you forever and ever and ever and...

You get the idea. =D ♥

[aelisa]

*gasps* Really? *accepts, all watery eyed and shiz* I love Chinese food... ♥

Glad to hear you're still alive and possibly kickin' (but I doubt it, with apes involved o.o)

Oh, I'm always writing... but it's mostly single lines or just half-finished fics which suck when I read them again. And when I do finish, I'm either too nervous or too unhappy with the result to post. Heh XD Though sexy slapping might help xD

You know, I've actually had an idea for a bad!sex fic for a while... Well, more awkward!sex, really. But perfect!sex fics and your urging is really tempting me to open a word document and just go nuts.

And with love on the cards... *ponders* XD

[aelisa]

Nope, just looked at the notes I've got saved in my ridiculously large 'to write' document, and it's definitely a bad!sex fic I had planned... Mwahaha.