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THE NEW KOOK TEST
If you believe any of the following mindless, baseless, loony-tune ideas, you are a kook. If you have liberal kook friends who do not know they are kooks, use this to quiz them. You are a kook if you "feel" that...
( ) George Bush is about to institute The Draft
( ) Karl Rove planted forged documents so Dan Rather would document them on "60 Minutes II"
( ) Osama bin laden has been captured, and is being held in a secret location until close to the November elections
( ) George Bush has a secret deal with the Saudis to manipulate oil prices near the election
( ) The Patriot Act was created to oppress American dissidents and suppress free speech
( ) American cities are closing firehouses because the money is being spent opening firehouses in Iraq
( ) Terrorists can be transformed into peace-loving citizens by engaging in meaningful dialogue at the U.N.
( ) The world was more "stable" when Saddam Hussein was in power
( ) The only reason American troops were sent to Afghanistan was so a pipeline could be built, enriching multinational oil conglomerates
( ) More "terrorists" were created when the United States "invaded" Iraq
( ) Bush knew in advance 9-11 was going to happen and did nothing to stop it
( ) Al Queda are really "freedom fighters"
( ) There are two Americans by design: "rich America" purposely keeps "poor America" down
( ) One million African-Americans, who vote in Democrat wards and precincts, under Democrat precinct officials, in largely Democratic cities, had their votes disenfranchised by Republicans operating from Texas
( ) Al Gore won Florida
( ) Dan Rather didn't realize the documents were fake
( ) The New York Times is "the paper of record" - and covers all the news that's fit to print
( ) Ted Kennedy is a wise and honorable statesman, whose only interest is public service
( ) Robert Byrd is a wise and honorable elder statesman, the "Conscience of the Senate." Those who harp on his KKK past are just mean-spirited.
( ) Jimmy Carter is a world statesman
( ) The Carlyle Group, Halliburton, and Bechtel represent a greater threat to the world than Saddam did
( ) Republicans are in bed with polluters, drug companies, Big Business, and - of course- Big Oil
( ) We have no allies in Iraq and acted unilaterally
( ) This is the worst ecomony since Herbert Hoover
( ) The French will send troops to Iraq if John Kerry is elected
( ) Terrorism is created by the West imposing its materialist, imperialist, corporate selfishness on the rest of the world
( ) Kerry knows why he's running for President
( ) Overweight America can be fixed by lawsuits
( ) Poverty and homelessness is America are caused by Republicans
( ) SUVs are evil
( ) The $60 million spent on political ads by pro-Kerry groups is a healthy expression of free speech, but the $3 million spent by the Swift Vets is an illegal Bush Administration conspiracy to undermine campaign finance reform laws
( ) It's Bush's fault
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I rest my case. ;)
LOVE YA, DUBYA!!! ....W for 04!!
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im off to go vote...laterrrr!
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