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Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
Vacation means going up north to Pittsburg for the weekend.
You measure distance in hours.
You know several people that have hit deer more than once.
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again. (( WEATHER, WE HAVE ALL OF IT ALL THE TIME ))
You use a down comforter in the summer. (( god no, it's been 100 degrees for like 3 weeks now >:( ))
You drive at 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. (( I did when I had studs on my tires! ))
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events or church.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
You think of the major food groups as venison, cider, fish, and berries. (( LOL WUT. ))
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend/wife knows how to use them. (( :( no. I don't. I suck at car. ))
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Cricenti's Market at any given time.
Your Grammie's birthday party was in the town hall and the whole town showed up. (( LOL sounds like where Ark grew up ))
You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over their snowsuit.
Driving is better in winter because all the potholes are filled with snow.
You know at least one person who has hit a moose. (( well, I don't. but I know people who've seen them while driving. You don't hit them. they win. ))
You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction. (( road construction also equals REALLY FUCKING HOT ))
(Or -- tourist, foliage, skiing and mud) (( YES THIS. Skiinggggg <3 I miss it! ))
It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for milk even when you're in a hurry because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.(( again, sounds like Ark >:P ))
Your uncle mows the town common.
You buy your Christmas presents at the feed and grain store.
You've pulled over to let a flock of wild turkeys (or pheasants) cross the road. (( :D I love seeing wild turkeys! ))
You define summer as three months of bad sledding. (( LOLOLOLOLOLOL ))
Snow tires come standard on all your cars and trucks. (( I WISH SO HARD ;-; snow tiressssss, i miss you, come back. ))
You can't go barefoot until the snow is gone from the top of Mt. Moosilauke.
You refer to the Patriots as "we".
You can identify a Massachusetts accent. (( I think i've heard 2 ever :P ))
You keep your potatoes and onions "down cella", and your canned goods on shelves in the "cella-way".
You know what cow-tipping is.
"Down South" to you means Boston.
You consider Manchester exotic. (( lol I live 10 minutes down the highway from Manchvegas. it's pretty gross ))
You can actually pronounce "Kancamagus" and know what it is.
You know what a bubbler is.
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.
You can recognize someone from Massachusetts from their driving. (( FUCK YOU GUYS GET OUT OF MY STATE >:U and stop hitting my car in parking lots, srsly. ))
You drink soda and refer to your dad or grandpa as "Pop".
You ride your ski-doo to meet your friends at a restaurant for dinner, and that's how they get there too! (( ski-doos are the water ones....i think... o-0 ))
You can actually pronounce and spell "Winnipesauke".
You know where Contoocook is, and how to pronounce it.
You can visit Berlin, New London, Bethlehem, Lisbon, Lebanon and Dublin all in one afternoon.
You only know three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
You're proud of the only NH President, though he's not remembered for much.
You've visited the homestead of Franklin Pierce, because he's the only President from New Hampshire.
You've seen mosquitoes with landing lights. (( THEY ARE SO AWFUL. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. ))
The local paper covers major headlines on one page, but requires four pages for local sports. (( I remeber once in my hometown a puppy being stolen from a local petstore was the biggest news for like 4 days. ))
At least twice a year, your kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof.
You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
You find 0 degrees a little chilly. (( we had -10 once. I still wandered around outside without a jacket. this is probably why I am now always cold >:| ))
lol haven't posted in a while. HUR. Nothing exciting here.
blew a tire on my BUS the other day, which sucked. >:| went to go get a new tire today, turns out all 4 of our tires are completely the wrong size, since they're only designed to hold 1500 lbs each, and we needed ones that will hold at least 2000 lbs >:U wtf is this shit. so now we're getting 4 new tires. I am so fucking excited I could just vomit.
LUCK
IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE BAD KIND, I WOULD HAVE NONE. >:|
that's what my landlord said. He is so fucking right and it makes me rage.
Also watched my drunked redneck family blow off fireworks the other night. that was HILARIOUS. xD My uncle came up from Florida and he and my mom got raging drunk and bought somewhere around $400 worth of fireworks and blew them off over the lake she lives on. HILARIOUS. My mom's boyfriend kept knocking them over and shooting them at us while we were watching. And then they threw the 'duds' which...were actually still active...into the bonfire. :P Thank you crazy family with WAY TOO MUCH FUCKING MONEY. You are my #1 source of amusement.
OTHER THAN THAT. Life as usual C: