Crazy Neighbors We Don't Like
So here we go.
Yesterday crazy little neighbor man comes up to our house and long story short: After yelling at me about how I was driving fast, and I must have kids too and I shouldn't take advantage just because I live at a dead end, other people have kids too, and blah blah blah. And I'm like... "I'm 16... I have no kids..." My parents come to the door and they preceed to yell at this dumb little man for half an hour because he's an ass-cock who lets his kids run into the road as they see fit, and their solution to the "Hey, maybe letting my kid run in the road to get run over isn't a great idea" problem, is to 1.) Put a yellow stand up sign that says "Caution: Children At Play" to block the whole middle of the road, and 2.) Stalk 16 year old girls/other people home/jump in front of cars with weed wackers/yell loudly at people he doens't know to slow down. Holy God. I haven't talked to someone yet who hasn't been yelled at haha. And my entire neighborhood hates him passionately. This is very very funny. I think at least. But I do not like this little man. He scares me. Cuz he follows people home. And I do not enjoy this thought very much... Oh well.
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Yesterday crazy little neighbor man comes up to our house and long story short: After yelling at me about how I was driving fast, and I must have kids too and I shouldn't take advantage just because I live at a dead end, other people have kids too, and blah blah blah. And I'm like... "I'm 16... I have no kids..." My parents come to the door and they preceed to yell at this dumb little man for half an hour because he's an ass-cock who lets his kids run into the road as they see fit, and their solution to the "Hey, maybe letting my kid run in the road to get run over isn't a great idea" problem, is to 1.) Put a yellow stand up sign that says "Caution: Children At Play" to block the whole middle of the road, and 2.) Stalk 16 year old girls/other people home/jump in front of cars with weed wackers/yell loudly at people he doens't know to slow down. Holy God. I haven't talked to someone yet who hasn't been yelled at haha. And my entire neighborhood hates him passionately. This is very very funny. I think at least. But I do not like this little man. He scares me. Cuz he follows people home. And I do not enjoy this thought very much... Oh well.
And scene.