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[interplay_king]

To those of you who were victims of キリトのalcohol poisoning, leave your entrails and spirits on the front step. They will be collected at a later date. If you survived, you have the respect of Satan.

My gratitude for your attendance. You've collectively forced the woman into manhood. Hopefully she grew a pair.

Comments

[thafqstyle]

Sounds like you had a good time, Kirito~. (^ ^)/

[interplay_king]

I had a good time.

I was bar tending. You know. Like the type girls go "neeeeee, you're so sexy" over.

[thafqstyle]

Haha, I was just imagining you all dolled up doing the "neeeeee, you're so sexy~". (^ ^); But I'm glad you had a good time. Your cupcakes kinda ... died since I haven't had a chance to deliver them to you. But don't worry! Christmas is around the corner, so we're good.

[interplay_king]

Ahh, I'm sorry for forgetting. Let's try cookies this time.

Yes. I was all dressed up in black slacks and a white shirt. I was a host.

[dogmas]

Kirito-san,I really like you. (laugh)

[interplay_king]

You survived.

I like you.

[catthebell]

Oh fuck you!

[interplay_king]

You don't have the correct parts for that.

[catthebell]

Yes I do.

[interplay_king]

Too small. Too new.

[mayas_no_diva]

That bloody Mary was evil.

[interplay_king]

From me to you, with love.

You liked it?

[mayas_no_diva]

Satan can't love.

Loved it.

[interplay_king]

I didn't say 'love.'

Maybe I'll prepare another. With real blood.

[heromeo]

Now I'm really disappointed I didn't go.

[interplay_king]

You missed out.

[heromeo]

Aww...
I'll have to find some other time to let you drown me in booze.

[interplay_king]

It will be done without mercy.