I'm a shaaaaaaark suck my diiick

[gekidaze]

Good fuck, why the hell is half my old school here? Furthermore, why the fuck's the bitch here? Ya didn't tell me ya went here, bitch! Place is aight, though. Dorm's bigger than what I'm used to, only three other dudes to worry about's a real plus.  And I saw some niiiice scenery on the way up.  Pimp Daddy Shishi's a happy camper.  Needs way more

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[gaku_nii_chan]

Bitch. Never said you were coming here.

[gekidaze]

Bitch only say he was doin shit in Osaka.

[gaku_nii_chan]

I fucking told you! You were too busy shoving your face into my sister's tits to pay attention.

[gekidaze]

Stupid bitch! Your sister's got herpes or some shit! I ain't touchin that diseased pussy.

[gaku_nii_chan]

Yeah, she's a pig. Oh, and you're the stupid bitch. What room are you in?

[gekidaze]

Least I ain't a stupid SHORT bitch.

Room 2. Where ya at?

[gaku_nii_chan]

Hey, I have a bigger dick.

Room 1. Aww, we're neighbours. Let me wipe away that single tear that's falling.

[gekidaze]

Awww, cute. Gaku-chan thinks he's still in dreamyland.

Bitches make steak for their neighbors.

[gaku_nii_chan]

We both know it's the truth. Bitch just doesn't want to admit it.

Only if you wear a cute maid outfit and do my laundry.

[gekidaze]

Bitch don't know what my dick can do.

Good fuck, ya already have laundry? The hell?

[gaku_nii_chan]

I'd probably fall asleep if you showed me. My eyes would get tired looking for it.

Not yet, but by the end of the week I'll have some. Bitch can come and do my laundry then.

[gekidaze]

My dick's so massive it can't fit in my pants. Gotta walk around with it hangin out all day.

Bitch gonna make me steaks and do his own laundry.

[gaku_nii_chan]

I'll get a magnifying glass out and start looking for yours.

Bitch might get half a steak, but only if I feel like sharing.

[gekidaze]

I need a wagon to cart around my dick.

Bitch needs to make me a whole fuckin steak. Men eat meat.

[gaku_nii_chan]

Maybe I"ll get you a tiny wagon for your equally tiny dick as a birthday present this year.

I've got a whole lotta meat. Open your mouth so I can shove it in.

ooc: THERE! I FIXED IT!

[gekidaze]

You wanna cart around my dick, Gakuto? S'bigger than you.

Better be rare meat. Or I'm gonna call Nanny and tell her you starvin me.