April

[gekidaze]

April is the time when seasons change and new beginnings start. Hence, I've turned over a new leaf.  All of this is in thanks to my wonderful best friend, Gakuto.  You know, I've just now realized just how wonderful he is.  He's even shown me the light of vegetarianism and sobriety, and soon we will both find religion.  I don't think I could ever

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[blindingprowess]

Did you take my weed?

Are you high?

[gaku_nii_chan]

How can you ask that, Atobe? Shishido and I have just realized there is more to life than drinking and sex. We both feel so...uplifted now.

[blindingprowess]

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Join the convent. I have extra nun outfits.

[gaku_nii_chan]

But would you have one my size? I am a lot smaller than everyone around.

[blindingprowess]

Some quick mending would be all it would take.

We could form a Hyoutei branch of nuns.

[gekidaze]

Oooh, could we? We could save the world!

[blindingprowess]

Ore-sama could purchase us the Pope Mobile.

[gekidaze]

But then what will the Pope have?

[blindingprowess]

Ore-sama will buy him a Ferrari.

[gekidaze]

Can he ride in one of those? It's not very safe.

[blindingprowess]

You are right. Perhaps a Mercedes Guardian then.

[gekidaze]

What would you do with the Popemobile?

[blindingprowess]

Drive around and help the poor in spirit.

[gaku_nii_chan]

Isn't that the greatest thing of all? We'll definitely make the world a better place!

[gekidaze]

You're so right! Why didn't we think of this before?

[gaku_nii_chan]

I think it's because we needed Atobe's magnificence to guide us. Things have been so much better with him here, don't you think?