Lame.

[gekidasadaze]

All right. If you saw me being...lame anywhere or in your journal, just pretend it didn't happen. As a matter of fact, it DIDN'T happen. I wasn't even around last night. At all. I was at the mall and someone else obviously took my journal name

Comments

[slobberymongrel]

A helmet messes up your hair.

[gekidasadaze]

That's pretty much the main reason I'm thinking of not wearing one.

And this:

[slobberymongrel]

Wow.

He's really hardcore.

[gekidasadaze]

I know. But he doesn't wear a helmet.

[slobberymongrel]

He keeps it on his handlebars.

[gekidasadaze]

He was in a coma for two weeks but it was worth it because helmets make you look kind of geeky.

[slobberymongrel]

Honestly. Ive never worn a helmet and Ive only got in three or four motorbike crashes. I cant even remember them, so it cant have been that bad.

[gekidasadaze]

Well if you can't remember them, they were obviously small and lame.

[slobberymongrel]

Exactly!! So who needs helmets??

..On the other hand.

[gekidasadaze]

What?

[slobberymongrel]

Well, you could make your hat into a helmet. It might be really cool. You could put like, those flashy lights on top.

[gekidasadaze]

But if I made my hat into a helmet then it'd still be a helmet.

[slobberymongrel]

Honestly, you're so slow. It wouldnt be a helmet then. Itd just be your hat, only harder. And with lights.

[gekidasadaze]

But WOULD IT GIVE ME HELMET HAIR?

Or make me look uncool?

[slobberymongrel]

No, it would give you the same kind of hair you get from wearing your hat.

...Of course not.

[gekidasadaze]

That's not a very reassuring response.