hate letter
Dear self,
Please get a grip. Think of something witty, nice and impressive. Show some sense of humor or a sense of reponsibility. Be something admirable. And please keep that stupid jaw in place you dope.
You're a nervous wreck, and you hardly look charming. How can you be? You laugh at petty little things and you always put on this stupid smile. Where's the wit i thought you had? Where's the charisma? How can you lose it all at such an important time?
Why be shy? There's nothing to hide anymore. All you can do is keep those gangly knees from shaking. Hyperventilation, palpitation is no excuse. BREATHE YOU FRIGGIN GEEK! you'd faint if you don't.
And stare. It is a test of the will. How can you spend so much time anticipating and not seize the moment? What's the use of waiting, being agitated, and getting excited if you turn into stone when the grand time is there? How can you miss it?
You're turning yourself into a waste of his time. Get a grip girl. Be worth it.