50 Shades Freed--Chapter Twenty-Five (Part I) In which Christian, claiming to be shy, relates a rather clichéd porno (minus the sex), whines that his parents didn’t understand his teenage self, completely confuses willing and enthusiastic submissives with abuse victims who have low self-esteem, claims to be shocked that his former domme would make a pass at him, and admits that, for three books, he did not believe that Ana loved him, while Ana burbles about infants loving parents automatically and unconditionally, because PARENTS, and frequently forgets to breathe.