Fifty Shades Darker--Chapter Twenty-One (Part III) [SPORKERS: GEHAYI and KET MAKURA]

Mar 18, 2014 00:17

Fifty Shades Darker--Chapter 21(Part III)

In which chocolate cake is equated with childishness, Ana slut-shames her own mother, Not!Renee mourns for Ana's biological father (which annoys Ana no end), Ana mentally whines that she doesn't want a big wedding (thus telling the audience that she will certainly get one), Grey complains that a dress HE bought is far too short for Ana to wear anyplace that anyone could see her, Grey performs acts that make it look as though he's laundering money, and the last scene results in Ket and me cheering for an angry reporter.

#insert the nostalgia critic's filler song here #seriously nothing happens in this chapter #or the one before it #grey has no interest in hobbies except when he wants to impress ana #and ana has no interest in anything other than grey #so all they do is fuck #we've had two solid chapters of them fucking #because elj has no concept #of any other way to show affection

fifty shades, fifty shades darker, sporkings, slut-shaming, bad sex scenes, bad writing, boring

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