7 - [Katekiyo Hitman Reborn] Just chillin'
Rating: Gen.
Fandom: Reborn!
Notes: Uh. hehe_05's request. LATELY I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO WRITE ANYTHING THAT ISN'T CRACK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. For her prompt "Female!Squalo, Female!Xanxus, Bucking Mare DinaFemale!Dino, Yamamoto, Enzio, and a hot spring." *dies* I hope you like. Pairings are all het. (You'll see why.) Dina/Hibari, Tsuna/Xanxus, some implied Yamamoto/Gokudera and Yamamoto/Squalo.
"Oh, you work here too?"
"Ah, Dina-san! It's nice to see you here!" Yamamoto's all smiles and blushes and he's eyeing Dina and not-eyeing her because that'd be rude. No girl wants that, not even a proper and dangerous lady like Dina, who's probably murdered a lot of men who tried to make a pass at her with her sharp whip.
Dina's got nice lashes, long and pretty and she's got a nice face and was really just generally so nice to him, and she laughs so soft and nice when she went closer to Yamamoto, took his hand allowed herself to be led to one of the private baths. Yamamoto likes to think how he'd like to go out with her and stuff. Which he blurts out in the next couple of seconds.
"Oh, but Yamamoto, I hear you're quite busy with the smokin' bomb already."
"Haha, but me and Gokudera are just friends!"
Dina laughs and laughs and thankfully doesn't trip or fall over anywhere because Yamamoto's holding her securely with his hand, like a proper man. She's seriously considering the date in her head, then scraps the idea.
They spend the rest of the time talking and talking about nonsense ("Dina-san, you look really pretty even without makeup on!" "Ara, Yamamoto-kun, stop flattering me so much!") and Yamamoto feels good, Dina feels good. They stop in one of the more isolated baths within the building, warm and extravagant with scented water and all the other stuff Yamamoto didn't want to get into the details of, but he's sure women go for the private, more expensive rooms because of the added "beauty" stuff in it. He's pretty sure he's heard the manager say something about "water infused with cherry blossom and lavander scent" or something like that.
"Well, Dina-san, here's the bath you ladies requested..."
"Thanks, Yamamoto-kun, you're absolutely sweet." Dina flashes the boy one of her more brilliant smiles and Yamamoto is just absolutely enamoured with it.
"No problem, Dina-san. Call me if you need anything else, 'kay? I think your guests are already there."
"Well, they should be. Heaven knows I'm late for our meeting." And she laughs again, this time it's a little nervous. Yamamoto could understand. The other girls inside the private bath were ... not exactly less prettier than Dina-san, but quite meaner in a way (Xanxus-san tried to throw whiskey at him when he'd complimented her earlier; he wonders what pissed her off so much. Then again, Tsuna did say that his girlfriend was always like that).
"Well, it's really nice for you guys to have a business meeting in an onsen! So relaxing!"
"Ah, no, it's not exactly a business meeting. It's a ... how do you put it ... a girls' night-out, or something like that."
"I see. Well then, enjoy! Oh and Dina-san, Hibari called in earlier to tell you not to take too long out of the house, he said he doesn't like you mingling with female herbivores of certain dichotomies or something like that, I really didn't get what the other half of his threat was."
"Hahaha, okay ... well, see you, Yamamoto-kun, and thanks for escorting me here!"
"No problem, Dina-san," and Yamamoto smiles his thanks for her. The moment she lets go of his hand she trips and falls on the ground and Yamamoto laughs sheepishly and carries her off inside the room, princess-style and all (though he let her down just as fast though, as much as he'd wanted to carry her for a while. He'd heard that Hibari kills anyone who so much as looks at his girlfriend around a five-mile radius. The man has sixth sense or something like that.).
He didn't notice a slowly-creeping Enzio at the door, but then again, there was too much steam everywhere and he was too busy trying to make sure Squalo didn't kill Dina for showing up late. Man, some of these women are just crazy for cat fights.
(Xanxus wasn't even doing anything, but you can tell she wants to drag Dina's hair and pull it off by chunks. She, however, has been warned by Tsuna not to cause trouble everywhere she goes, because property damage around Namimori is such a bitch, specially since Hibari Kyoya's doubling as his Cloud guardian as well as the one-man police force of Namimori, the only one that the town ever needs, or more than asked for.)
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"Haneuma, I can't believe you're late. What part of seven o'clock didn't you get?" Squalo flicks water on Dina's face and she gets an avalance of water in return, because mid-way while she's diving around Dina suddenly bumps into something hard.
"You boyfriend kept you busy, Dina?" Xanxus. Xanxus was drinking whiskey and swirling her tongue around the rim of the glass, an act that drives her boyfriend completely insane. "When's your wedding, anyway?"
"We aren't getting married yet!" Dina says indignantly, although she's turning beet-red and she's rubbing her head woefully. She's got more bruises than she'll ever be able to count. If this continues everybody's going to think that Kyoya beats her up everyday, which is certainly not true. He just bites her. Sometimes. Actually, make that most of the time. "Kyoya and I are just ... still going out!"
"That's not what Reborn told me." Squalo leers at her closely and all of a sudden, Dina's scared.
"What-what did Reborn say?"
"He said that Hibari's planning to give you a ring and all by Valentine's Day, or something. How's the sex, by the way?" Xanxus swirls the whiskey in her glass slowly and drinks it just as sensuously. If she does all that in front of Tsuna, he'd be on his knees and kissing her legs by now and boy, does she want him. Why'd she agree to go off with Squalo anyway? She could've been with her boyfriend by now. And fighting against that girl, what's-her-name, Gokubear or some shitty name like that. In any case she doesn't like her, she clings too much to her boyfriend like a leech.
Dina has just passed out in the water. Squalo's trying to hoist the girl out of the pool.
"Really, Dina, these things shouldn't bother you anymore."
"We-we- Xanxus! You shouldn't ask personal things like that!"
"Hey! If Xanxus wants to ask you anything she will!" Squalo slaps her playfully, but it's still a slap and Dina knows the next time she says something against Xanxus she's gonna have Squalo trying to pull her brains out with her hair, for the love of God. She should've brought her whip today.
"I just wanted to know," Xanxus says nonchalantly. "He seems to be just as rough in bed as he is when he's not around you."
"Well..."
"Well?" Squalo's leering at her again. Boy, this was just as bad as that time when Hibird sang Dina! Went with a nappo! To McDonald's! Hijinks ensued! to Hibari and Hibari was ... well. They were never allowed back to McDonald's again.
"Well what, Dina?" And Xanxus is tapping her nails, red perfectly painted nails against the glass impatiently.
"Well, he's ... "
She never did finished what she had to say. Enzio had managed to find the pool (Pool! Water! GO INTO THE POOL, Enzio's mind said) and swelled all the way up to the ceiling, and beyond, and the bath house was half-decimated into the ground with a rampaging turtle and the screams of the bathers in the bath house.
--
...the accident was averted by Xanxus, thankfully, who in her rage fired a blast of wrathful flame towards the poor turtle ("He'll be good for soup today," Dina heard Squalo say so spitefully, they were so mean to her, it's not her fault if Enzio wanted to join, he must've been feeling left out), which made it go tiny fast. The bad thing was that the bath house was burned to the ground.
Xanxus was relating all of this into the phone to Tsuna while Dina was sobbing over her turtle and waiting for Romario to go pick her up. Squalo was somewhere back, trying to kill her while Yamamoto kept her back smiling and happy. Yamamoto took them all back to Take-Sushi and lent them some clothes while they waited for their respective rides.
"... yes, I'm fine," Xanxus was saying over the phone. "What do you mean, "I shouldn't have done that?" Do you want me to be killed by a turtle, boss? ... She sould've kept the turtle under control, for the love of God, or at least left it with one of her subordinates. ... He wants you to pay for what? I'll send Belphegor to kill him while he sleeps. Well, if that doesn't work we can send more assassins. Or I can take care of him, if you hate to fight against your guardian so much. ... I need new clothes, by the way ..."
"Enzioooo!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP. DOES YOUR TURTLE WANT A FIGHT? I CAN GIVE HIM A FIIIIIGHT!"
"Oh wow, Squalo, you're always so energetic! In fact, you ladies are always energetic! But I don't think you can fight with him anymore, he's so tiny and weak and I think Xanxus just toasted his shell. It's a good thing he didn't die, ne, Dina-san?"
It was going to be a long, long night, Yamamoto realized. It's probably not going to be one of the best, but it'll be bloody. Hibari has just phoned to his restaurant promising imminent death and he really didn't want to be there when that happens. Gokudera has just phoned, too, and Sasagawa-senpai as well ("I WANT TO FIGHT EXTREME!!11! WITH THAT TUUUUUUURTLE!") and wow, it's going to be a really really long night.
He still doesn't know how to explain to the onsen manager about Enzio, but then again, Hibari did say that he was going to take care of that...
Fandom: Reborn!
Notes: Uh. hehe_05's request. LATELY I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO WRITE ANYTHING THAT ISN'T CRACK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. For her prompt "Female!Squalo, Female!Xanxus, Bucking Mare DinaFemale!Dino, Yamamoto, Enzio, and a hot spring." *dies* I hope you like. Pairings are all het. (You'll see why.) Dina/Hibari, Tsuna/Xanxus, some implied Yamamoto/Gokudera and Yamamoto/Squalo.
"Oh, you work here too?"
"Ah, Dina-san! It's nice to see you here!" Yamamoto's all smiles and blushes and he's eyeing Dina and not-eyeing her because that'd be rude. No girl wants that, not even a proper and dangerous lady like Dina, who's probably murdered a lot of men who tried to make a pass at her with her sharp whip.
Dina's got nice lashes, long and pretty and she's got a nice face and was really just generally so nice to him, and she laughs so soft and nice when she went closer to Yamamoto, took his hand allowed herself to be led to one of the private baths. Yamamoto likes to think how he'd like to go out with her and stuff. Which he blurts out in the next couple of seconds.
"Oh, but Yamamoto, I hear you're quite busy with the smokin' bomb already."
"Haha, but me and Gokudera are just friends!"
Dina laughs and laughs and thankfully doesn't trip or fall over anywhere because Yamamoto's holding her securely with his hand, like a proper man. She's seriously considering the date in her head, then scraps the idea.
They spend the rest of the time talking and talking about nonsense ("Dina-san, you look really pretty even without makeup on!" "Ara, Yamamoto-kun, stop flattering me so much!") and Yamamoto feels good, Dina feels good. They stop in one of the more isolated baths within the building, warm and extravagant with scented water and all the other stuff Yamamoto didn't want to get into the details of, but he's sure women go for the private, more expensive rooms because of the added "beauty" stuff in it. He's pretty sure he's heard the manager say something about "water infused with cherry blossom and lavander scent" or something like that.
"Well, Dina-san, here's the bath you ladies requested..."
"Thanks, Yamamoto-kun, you're absolutely sweet." Dina flashes the boy one of her more brilliant smiles and Yamamoto is just absolutely enamoured with it.
"No problem, Dina-san. Call me if you need anything else, 'kay? I think your guests are already there."
"Well, they should be. Heaven knows I'm late for our meeting." And she laughs again, this time it's a little nervous. Yamamoto could understand. The other girls inside the private bath were ... not exactly less prettier than Dina-san, but quite meaner in a way (Xanxus-san tried to throw whiskey at him when he'd complimented her earlier; he wonders what pissed her off so much. Then again, Tsuna did say that his girlfriend was always like that).
"Well, it's really nice for you guys to have a business meeting in an onsen! So relaxing!"
"Ah, no, it's not exactly a business meeting. It's a ... how do you put it ... a girls' night-out, or something like that."
"I see. Well then, enjoy! Oh and Dina-san, Hibari called in earlier to tell you not to take too long out of the house, he said he doesn't like you mingling with female herbivores of certain dichotomies or something like that, I really didn't get what the other half of his threat was."
"Hahaha, okay ... well, see you, Yamamoto-kun, and thanks for escorting me here!"
"No problem, Dina-san," and Yamamoto smiles his thanks for her. The moment she lets go of his hand she trips and falls on the ground and Yamamoto laughs sheepishly and carries her off inside the room, princess-style and all (though he let her down just as fast though, as much as he'd wanted to carry her for a while. He'd heard that Hibari kills anyone who so much as looks at his girlfriend around a five-mile radius. The man has sixth sense or something like that.).
He didn't notice a slowly-creeping Enzio at the door, but then again, there was too much steam everywhere and he was too busy trying to make sure Squalo didn't kill Dina for showing up late. Man, some of these women are just crazy for cat fights.
(Xanxus wasn't even doing anything, but you can tell she wants to drag Dina's hair and pull it off by chunks. She, however, has been warned by Tsuna not to cause trouble everywhere she goes, because property damage around Namimori is such a bitch, specially since Hibari Kyoya's doubling as his Cloud guardian as well as the one-man police force of Namimori, the only one that the town ever needs, or more than asked for.)
--
"Haneuma, I can't believe you're late. What part of seven o'clock didn't you get?" Squalo flicks water on Dina's face and she gets an avalance of water in return, because mid-way while she's diving around Dina suddenly bumps into something hard.
"You boyfriend kept you busy, Dina?" Xanxus. Xanxus was drinking whiskey and swirling her tongue around the rim of the glass, an act that drives her boyfriend completely insane. "When's your wedding, anyway?"
"We aren't getting married yet!" Dina says indignantly, although she's turning beet-red and she's rubbing her head woefully. She's got more bruises than she'll ever be able to count. If this continues everybody's going to think that Kyoya beats her up everyday, which is certainly not true. He just bites her. Sometimes. Actually, make that most of the time. "Kyoya and I are just ... still going out!"
"That's not what Reborn told me." Squalo leers at her closely and all of a sudden, Dina's scared.
"What-what did Reborn say?"
"He said that Hibari's planning to give you a ring and all by Valentine's Day, or something. How's the sex, by the way?" Xanxus swirls the whiskey in her glass slowly and drinks it just as sensuously. If she does all that in front of Tsuna, he'd be on his knees and kissing her legs by now and boy, does she want him. Why'd she agree to go off with Squalo anyway? She could've been with her boyfriend by now. And fighting against that girl, what's-her-name, Gokubear or some shitty name like that. In any case she doesn't like her, she clings too much to her boyfriend like a leech.
Dina has just passed out in the water. Squalo's trying to hoist the girl out of the pool.
"Really, Dina, these things shouldn't bother you anymore."
"We-we- Xanxus! You shouldn't ask personal things like that!"
"Hey! If Xanxus wants to ask you anything she will!" Squalo slaps her playfully, but it's still a slap and Dina knows the next time she says something against Xanxus she's gonna have Squalo trying to pull her brains out with her hair, for the love of God. She should've brought her whip today.
"I just wanted to know," Xanxus says nonchalantly. "He seems to be just as rough in bed as he is when he's not around you."
"Well..."
"Well?" Squalo's leering at her again. Boy, this was just as bad as that time when Hibird sang Dina! Went with a nappo! To McDonald's! Hijinks ensued! to Hibari and Hibari was ... well. They were never allowed back to McDonald's again.
"Well what, Dina?" And Xanxus is tapping her nails, red perfectly painted nails against the glass impatiently.
"Well, he's ... "
She never did finished what she had to say. Enzio had managed to find the pool (Pool! Water! GO INTO THE POOL, Enzio's mind said) and swelled all the way up to the ceiling, and beyond, and the bath house was half-decimated into the ground with a rampaging turtle and the screams of the bathers in the bath house.
--
...the accident was averted by Xanxus, thankfully, who in her rage fired a blast of wrathful flame towards the poor turtle ("He'll be good for soup today," Dina heard Squalo say so spitefully, they were so mean to her, it's not her fault if Enzio wanted to join, he must've been feeling left out), which made it go tiny fast. The bad thing was that the bath house was burned to the ground.
Xanxus was relating all of this into the phone to Tsuna while Dina was sobbing over her turtle and waiting for Romario to go pick her up. Squalo was somewhere back, trying to kill her while Yamamoto kept her back smiling and happy. Yamamoto took them all back to Take-Sushi and lent them some clothes while they waited for their respective rides.
"... yes, I'm fine," Xanxus was saying over the phone. "What do you mean, "I shouldn't have done that?" Do you want me to be killed by a turtle, boss? ... She sould've kept the turtle under control, for the love of God, or at least left it with one of her subordinates. ... He wants you to pay for what? I'll send Belphegor to kill him while he sleeps. Well, if that doesn't work we can send more assassins. Or I can take care of him, if you hate to fight against your guardian so much. ... I need new clothes, by the way ..."
"Enzioooo!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP. DOES YOUR TURTLE WANT A FIGHT? I CAN GIVE HIM A FIIIIIGHT!"
"Oh wow, Squalo, you're always so energetic! In fact, you ladies are always energetic! But I don't think you can fight with him anymore, he's so tiny and weak and I think Xanxus just toasted his shell. It's a good thing he didn't die, ne, Dina-san?"
It was going to be a long, long night, Yamamoto realized. It's probably not going to be one of the best, but it'll be bloody. Hibari has just phoned to his restaurant promising imminent death and he really didn't want to be there when that happens. Gokudera has just phoned, too, and Sasagawa-senpai as well ("I WANT TO FIGHT EXTREME!!11! WITH THAT TUUUUUUURTLE!") and wow, it's going to be a really really long night.
He still doesn't know how to explain to the onsen manager about Enzio, but then again, Hibari did say that he was going to take care of that...