The mind of Mr. Mason...
jmase138: i love to think of things... and laugh randomly
jmase138: story of my life
Shorty: its quite nice
jmase138: like I saw this big semi truck today....and it said "Bay Transport"
jmase138: but it looked like it said "Boy Transport"....and i imagined the trailer all full of like.....litte boys back there bored as hell... playing with gameboys and balls and other assorted toys.
Shorty: HAHAHA!
jmase138: Me and my buddy brandon were in little caesars last weekend....and there were these certificates all over the wall from elementary school kids. They said "Politeness Certificate" but I swear to god if you just glanced at them....it looked like "Pointless Certificate." We laughed like forever about that....lol.
Shorty: omg thats fucking awesome
jmase138: haha oh yea theres a car dealership in paris called Dan Cummins...(formerly Sam Cummins)
jmase138: well...when it was Sam Cummins....people used to take a razorblade to the dealer sticker on the back of their car....and cut out a few choice letters....and it read "am cummin"
jmase138: Well...
jmase138: outside of Food Lion in Paris there sits a bench with A Dan Cummins advertisement on it...along with the kiwanis club and shit
jmase138: well...
jmase138: I think it was my brother who took a razorblade to some of the choice letters spelled out on that bench....and now it reads "Da Cum"
jmase138: Whats even funnier.....is that the Bourbon Advertiser....a small weekend paper....had a front page story about some old woman winning a christmas ham or somethin from Food Lion....and they took the picture outside the front of the building...
jmase138: and you gessed it...."Da Cum" made it on the front page of the Bourbon Advertiser
Shorty: HAHA! hell yeah! i woulda laughed my ass off
jmase138: hahaha it's fucking golden. I laugh everytime I see it. The font it's written in is hilarious.
jmase138: AND THEY'VE NEVER BOTHERED TO FIX IT
jmase138: it's been Da Cum now for like ...ever
jmase138: story of my life
Shorty: its quite nice
jmase138: like I saw this big semi truck today....and it said "Bay Transport"
jmase138: but it looked like it said "Boy Transport"....and i imagined the trailer all full of like.....litte boys back there bored as hell... playing with gameboys and balls and other assorted toys.
Shorty: HAHAHA!
jmase138: Me and my buddy brandon were in little caesars last weekend....and there were these certificates all over the wall from elementary school kids. They said "Politeness Certificate" but I swear to god if you just glanced at them....it looked like "Pointless Certificate." We laughed like forever about that....lol.
Shorty: omg thats fucking awesome
jmase138: haha oh yea theres a car dealership in paris called Dan Cummins...(formerly Sam Cummins)
jmase138: well...when it was Sam Cummins....people used to take a razorblade to the dealer sticker on the back of their car....and cut out a few choice letters....and it read "am cummin"
jmase138: Well...
jmase138: outside of Food Lion in Paris there sits a bench with A Dan Cummins advertisement on it...along with the kiwanis club and shit
jmase138: well...
jmase138: I think it was my brother who took a razorblade to some of the choice letters spelled out on that bench....and now it reads "Da Cum"
jmase138: Whats even funnier.....is that the Bourbon Advertiser....a small weekend paper....had a front page story about some old woman winning a christmas ham or somethin from Food Lion....and they took the picture outside the front of the building...
jmase138: and you gessed it...."Da Cum" made it on the front page of the Bourbon Advertiser
Shorty: HAHA! hell yeah! i woulda laughed my ass off
jmase138: hahaha it's fucking golden. I laugh everytime I see it. The font it's written in is hilarious.
jmase138: AND THEY'VE NEVER BOTHERED TO FIX IT
jmase138: it's been Da Cum now for like ...ever