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I dont post in this thing. Mostly cuz I never thought I could top the last post, and wether thats true or not I figured it I was due.
firstly I ran for student senate at the college I'm attending. I needed to do some kind of promotion, so I decdided to do flyers. These are 2005's 'vote bruce' campeign flyers. Note that one of the opposing running persons last name was Doucher, so no matter how much you look down on these flyers know I still took the high road by not abusing that poor girls name.
Abercrombie flyer one: Gets the concept started
Christina Aguilera flyer: I couldnt find enough A+F pics so I switched midstream to other pop culture
Abercrombie flyer two: I obviously didnt get to put this up. I think this ones damn fucking creepy, and it is, but I guess thats why its funny. Yeah, its funny cuz its going to give you nightmares.
I also sketch a lot now that Im back in class. Here are a few of my choice sketches that might be amusing.
Governer of Sharkifornia: Hes saying 'one more rep' while thinking something about groping. Its a political cartoon, sorta...
Boob monster: sorta not a political cartoon. just a monster that attaches itself to boobies cuz it loves boobies.
Boob zombie: A zombie that loves boobies and will hopefully end up being a tattoo for this jewish kids friend.
Vaginazilla: yeah, this is what I do in college. I draw Vaginazilla. Thats actually what I do in college.
Debah: This is a charictiture of Debah. The actual picture of him is on the right. I figured Id clarify in case the startling resemblence had you confused.
Jesus vs Abe: A tattoo stephan wanted: Jesus boxing Abe Lincoln. Washingtons cheering on Abe (he looks ultra butch) and gods trying not to throw in the towel for jesus (although god looks a shit load like moses).
I have a bunch of ideas for tattoos. Other then sistine these arent really humorous but Id like some feedback on em. Note that I probably wont consider your feedback at all and wont get any of these tattoos.
Ink spill: I want this one on my back, pure black, ink spill, that 'happens' to form some kind of shadow image of a woman. This is a rough ass sketch, but the final will look more like converge's jane doe cover art or pig destroyers terrifyer cover art.
Ness: I love this fucker. Hes everything I want to be and the video game hes from means so much to me. Im getting this guy tattooed on me, prolly on my ankle if nowhere else. I also thought about lower back... He could be 'hiding in the bushes' of my lower back hair i figured
Sistine: speaking of bad places to have a tattoo... I thought this one up and havent really thought of a single reason not to get it yet. Plus im pretty sure everytime i had to poop Id die of laughter.
This is just an added bonus. mini review section.
new ion dissonance: same old stuff, only faster and angrier. fucking awesome
new bitbam: brutal and a half, new drummer fits in amazing. The singers still pretty bland but he expanded to a little growling
new circle of dead children: the band got a shit load better, but a better recording would have highlighted the real strong point: the amazing vocalist
new cryptopsy: the music is extraordinarily brutal, but the recording suffers because of the low guitar sound and loud snare sound. Not only that but occassionally the guitars are so faint it sounds like listening to a nu metal band practice in there basement. Lord worm blows chunks, and does some hugely gay black metal talking about 'thou time draws ye dragon to roll a 15 and cause metal armor damage' crap in a black metal voice. When he actually screams he sounds like some punk 13 year old trying to sound like old sepultura cuz its all the metal he knows. Still cryptopsy tho, still owns.
land of the dead: gory as all hell, and I remember there being titties, but you want more out of romero and he just didnt deliver. Everything except the characters were excellent, so its hard to get too mad at the guy, but the characters were really what the dead series was all about. Im anxiously awaiting the remake :)