Bad Fic That Is Also Awesome.
Title: Bad Fic That Is Also Awesome.
Author: geewaythreeway
Rating: i... dont even know
Pairing: ryan/wentz
POV: anyones.
Summary: Ryan's started his first day of kindergarden. But then he's held back after class.... D:
Disclaimer: do not own.
Beta: nobody.
Author Notes: uhm... THIS IS MEANT TO BE CRACK FIC. IT'S MEANT TO BE WRITTEN BADLY. BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ETC. we were bored and in a crack mood. then this was born. enjoy it anyway. hatched from our own fucked up minds. :D
Warnings Rape. PedoPete. Bi-polarness. Crack. A teacher called Mr Wentz. Duct Tape.
"Ryan, please stay back after class," said Mr. Wentz. Ryan shivered in his boots.
"Yes, Mr Wentz," he replied softly but loudly.
After class Ryan stayed back because Mr. Wentz told him to. Mr Wentz waiting until the very last student ad left, and then pounced.
He pinned ryan to the desk, ryan attempting to get away but not really. he screamed quietly so no one would hear.
"Shh, my sexy muffin," said Mr Wentz.
"Mr Wentz--"
"Call me Pete, small boy."
pete suddenly pulled a roll of duct tape from the front of his pants and stuck ryans wrists to the table.
Ryan felt like a small, doomed fly.
"What are you going to do to me? he asked.
"bondage, if theres time."
OH NO, thought Ryan and tried to get away but not really harder from his fly trrap duct tape.
"Dont struggle," said pete and kissed ryan on the lips.
Ew throught ryan yuck yuck yuck i dont like guys! i like girls!
BUT SECRETLY HE DID LIKE GUYS A LITTLE. REVELATTIOOONNNNN!!!!!!!11!!1!1!
by the time ryan finsihed having his epiphany, mr. wentz was already pulling down his pants a little but not much but enough that his undies were showing. so that his pants were at his thighs. and his crotch was not covered by them!!
ryan struggles but he cant really because his wrists are stuck to the desk. he kicks his legs instead. but not very hard. because he's not really struggling.
mr wentz easily pulls his boxers down which have little ducks on them. Ryan's thighs are milky white and smooth in their innocent boyishness.
pete drools slightly. he stares at ryan's legs for close to ten minutes. Ryan clears his throat and pete grins at him.
"i was getting to it," he says before he wrenches ryan's leggies apart and it hurts.
Ow says ryan.
"Heehee says Pete"
ryan is sad because he didn't want to lose his virgnety to a teacher because that is uncool. although mr wentz is kind of cool because ryan stalked his facebook and he has guitars and bass at his house and ryan likes music too which is a huge coincidence obvs.
but ryan doesnt want to lose the tightness in his virgin hole. not yet. and not to mr. wentz. but it looks like he doesant have a choice becuz pete iz undoing his own pants and flopping out his cock. Pete stares down at ryan's naked body a little bit more.
"you're so sexy, my muffin," he says. "I want to have sex with you lots."
"I don't want to have sex with you," says ryan, but he adds "much," under his breath which pete obviously hears because hes like a millimeter away as hes pushing his cock into ryans tight sweet sweet little virgin hole, making the boy impure and not a virgin anymore.
OMFG THERES SOMETHING GOING IN MY BUM SAYS RYAN THEN.
ow says ryan becuase it hurts because petes dick is big and rysans hole is small. also hes a virgin remmber so hes never had anything bigger than his own fingers inside him because of course hes fingered himself before, hes straightish!!!
but it doesnt hurt for very long becuz pete hits his prostate on the first thrust and he kleeps hitting it over and over every time he thrusts and slams into ryan but it still doesnt hurt and ryan wants to feel this forever and then its over and they come at the exact same time as each other and ryan feels awesome. pete pulls out a cigarette from his underwear and hands one to ryan who takes it and puts it between his lips. pete lights it for him and they just stand there and smoke. ryans clothes are back on because hes amazing. pete is naked somehow.
"You may leave now," says mr wentz. "i have all i want from you."
"okay" says ryan happily and bounces out into the sunlight, cigarette in hand. his mum greets him at the gate. she says "how was your first day at kindergarden?"
good, says ryan and they walk off into the sunset.
Author: geewaythreeway
Rating: i... dont even know
Pairing: ryan/wentz
POV: anyones.
Summary: Ryan's started his first day of kindergarden. But then he's held back after class.... D:
Disclaimer: do not own.
Beta: nobody.
Author Notes: uhm... THIS IS MEANT TO BE CRACK FIC. IT'S MEANT TO BE WRITTEN BADLY. BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ETC. we were bored and in a crack mood. then this was born. enjoy it anyway. hatched from our own fucked up minds. :D
Warnings Rape. PedoPete. Bi-polarness. Crack. A teacher called Mr Wentz. Duct Tape.
"Ryan, please stay back after class," said Mr. Wentz. Ryan shivered in his boots.
"Yes, Mr Wentz," he replied softly but loudly.
After class Ryan stayed back because Mr. Wentz told him to. Mr Wentz waiting until the very last student ad left, and then pounced.
He pinned ryan to the desk, ryan attempting to get away but not really. he screamed quietly so no one would hear.
"Shh, my sexy muffin," said Mr Wentz.
"Mr Wentz--"
"Call me Pete, small boy."
pete suddenly pulled a roll of duct tape from the front of his pants and stuck ryans wrists to the table.
Ryan felt like a small, doomed fly.
"What are you going to do to me? he asked.
"bondage, if theres time."
OH NO, thought Ryan and tried to get away but not really harder from his fly trrap duct tape.
"Dont struggle," said pete and kissed ryan on the lips.
Ew throught ryan yuck yuck yuck i dont like guys! i like girls!
BUT SECRETLY HE DID LIKE GUYS A LITTLE. REVELATTIOOONNNNN!!!!!!!11!!1!1!
by the time ryan finsihed having his epiphany, mr. wentz was already pulling down his pants a little but not much but enough that his undies were showing. so that his pants were at his thighs. and his crotch was not covered by them!!
ryan struggles but he cant really because his wrists are stuck to the desk. he kicks his legs instead. but not very hard. because he's not really struggling.
mr wentz easily pulls his boxers down which have little ducks on them. Ryan's thighs are milky white and smooth in their innocent boyishness.
pete drools slightly. he stares at ryan's legs for close to ten minutes. Ryan clears his throat and pete grins at him.
"i was getting to it," he says before he wrenches ryan's leggies apart and it hurts.
Ow says ryan.
"Heehee says Pete"
ryan is sad because he didn't want to lose his virgnety to a teacher because that is uncool. although mr wentz is kind of cool because ryan stalked his facebook and he has guitars and bass at his house and ryan likes music too which is a huge coincidence obvs.
but ryan doesnt want to lose the tightness in his virgin hole. not yet. and not to mr. wentz. but it looks like he doesant have a choice becuz pete iz undoing his own pants and flopping out his cock. Pete stares down at ryan's naked body a little bit more.
"you're so sexy, my muffin," he says. "I want to have sex with you lots."
"I don't want to have sex with you," says ryan, but he adds "much," under his breath which pete obviously hears because hes like a millimeter away as hes pushing his cock into ryans tight sweet sweet little virgin hole, making the boy impure and not a virgin anymore.
OMFG THERES SOMETHING GOING IN MY BUM SAYS RYAN THEN.
ow says ryan becuase it hurts because petes dick is big and rysans hole is small. also hes a virgin remmber so hes never had anything bigger than his own fingers inside him because of course hes fingered himself before, hes straightish!!!
but it doesnt hurt for very long becuz pete hits his prostate on the first thrust and he kleeps hitting it over and over every time he thrusts and slams into ryan but it still doesnt hurt and ryan wants to feel this forever and then its over and they come at the exact same time as each other and ryan feels awesome. pete pulls out a cigarette from his underwear and hands one to ryan who takes it and puts it between his lips. pete lights it for him and they just stand there and smoke. ryans clothes are back on because hes amazing. pete is naked somehow.
"You may leave now," says mr wentz. "i have all i want from you."
"okay" says ryan happily and bounces out into the sunlight, cigarette in hand. his mum greets him at the gate. she says "how was your first day at kindergarden?"
good, says ryan and they walk off into the sunset.