OK...I always wanted one, and recently I had the opportunity to get one. I bought a mint
Motorola HT1000.
It doesn't look like much, but Motorolas are the Hummers of radios. They're built better, and operate a whole lot better, than any off the shelf amateur gear.
One of the great things about the Moto radios are how customizable they are via software programming.
At any rate, it's big, ugly, and awesome!
What fun!!