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So I was going to watch A Streetcar Named Desire to add some more of this to my life:
But! There was a slight problem:
ME: *puts DVD into laptop*
DVD DRIVE: [in a posh British accent] Sorry, madame, but I do not seem to recognise this kind of digital video disc.
ME: What the fuck are you talking about?
DVD DRIVE: It dost appear that the DVD is of the first region, not the second.
ME: akalkjaflkjasdf WHY IS A SWEDISH LIBRARY RENTING OUT REGION ONE DVDS?!? JESUS - FUCKING - CHRIST!
JESUS: You called?
LAPTOP: *pushes JESUS to the side and clears his throat* Do not despair, fair maiden, for four times you may change the nature of the drive!
ME: Ooh, shiny unknown function! Work your magic. WORK IT, OMG.
LAPTOP: But do take care, for as the fourth change so shall it forever thrive.
ME: Dude, that forced rhyme was pretty lame. *clickity clicks*
DVD DRIVE: [in a faux ghetto American accent] HOW'S IT GOING Y'ALL? WHERE DA PARTY AT?!
LAPTOP: ... I am as of yet unimpressed.
ME: SHUT UP AND GIVE ME HAWT MARLON BRANDO.
Seriously, though, I'm complaining when I go to return this. There wasn't a note on it or anything and patrons should be able to assume that they can actually play the DVDs they borrow without reading the tiny text on the back.
But! There was a slight problem:
ME: *puts DVD into laptop*
DVD DRIVE: [in a posh British accent] Sorry, madame, but I do not seem to recognise this kind of digital video disc.
ME: What the fuck are you talking about?
DVD DRIVE: It dost appear that the DVD is of the first region, not the second.
ME: akalkjaflkjasdf WHY IS A SWEDISH LIBRARY RENTING OUT REGION ONE DVDS?!? JESUS - FUCKING - CHRIST!
JESUS: You called?
LAPTOP: *pushes JESUS to the side and clears his throat* Do not despair, fair maiden, for four times you may change the nature of the drive!
ME: Ooh, shiny unknown function! Work your magic. WORK IT, OMG.
LAPTOP: But do take care, for as the fourth change so shall it forever thrive.
ME: Dude, that forced rhyme was pretty lame. *clickity clicks*
DVD DRIVE: [in a faux ghetto American accent] HOW'S IT GOING Y'ALL? WHERE DA PARTY AT?!
LAPTOP: ... I am as of yet unimpressed.
ME: SHUT UP AND GIVE ME HAWT MARLON BRANDO.
Seriously, though, I'm complaining when I go to return this. There wasn't a note on it or anything and patrons should be able to assume that they can actually play the DVDs they borrow without reading the tiny text on the back.