Insult me!

[geekwriter143]

Bah. I want new userinfo. Since I'm a lazy ass, I want you to write my userinfo for me. You don't have to do much, just one line or so about me. It can be nice or insulting, true or false, funny or dirty, I don't care. Leave me comments like, "Sarah smokes too much and is obsessed with buttsex," or "Geekwriter is devoted and selfless, she even helps lepers sew back on lost body parts."

Please? I'll put every single comment I get on my userinfo page.