First the characters:
1. Merlin (Merlin)
2. Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
3. Rory Williams (Doctor Who)
4. Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
5. Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
6. Sherlock Holmes (Elementary)
7. Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
8. Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
9. Amy Pond (Doctor Who)
10. Damien Spinelli (General Hospital)
11. Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock)
12. Jack Harkness (Torchwood)
13. Eleven (Doctor Who)
14. Mindy Lahiri (The Mindy Project)
15. Maxie Jones (General Hospital)
Wow, some of these were really hard (and hilarious to answer).
agenttrojie asked:
Three and fourteen find a kitten in a dumpster. What happens?
Rory Williams and Mindy Lahiri. First of all, Mindy would be appalled at Rory rooting around in some dumpster and would make sure Rory would bathe in hand sanitizer before even laying a finger on her. She'd insist he call animal control and want to continue on to whatever hot spot she was dragging him to. Rory would want to take the cat to the vet and make sure that Mr. Whiskers ( Mindy: Seriously, Rory that's the best you can come up with? Rory: What would you suggest? Mindy: I don't know. How about hairball or the cat that ruined my evening?) Mindy wouldn't budge until Rory brings the cat up to his face and does a really cute "cat" voice asking Mindy not abandon it. Mindy finally caves and agrees to go to the vet, even recommending a veteranarian friend she knows. She even touches the cat a little, squeezing a gallon of hand sanitizer in her hand afterward.
Six and twelve each try to grow a houseplant of some kind. Whose dies first and why?
Sherlock Holmes (JLM version) and Jack Harkness. Easily, Jack's plant dies first. Jack would be too busy having sex to take care of any plant. And Sherlock would have researched the best ways to sustain plant life and would have that thing thriving.
It's DVD night in the house five, seven and nine share. What do they watch and who falls asleep first?
Arthur Pendragon, Sam Winchester, and Amy Pond. I think Arthur would want to watch some kind of action movie, Amy a sci-fi film, and Sam a documentary about the fall of the Roman empire ro something boring. Arthur and Amy would immediately shut Sam's idea down. Sam wouldn't really feel like arguing and would let them duke it out. Amy and Arthur would argue endlessly before Sam offerred a compromise and they would watch Cowboys vs. Aliens. Amy would fall asleep first after realizing fifteen minutes in that even Daniel Craig couldn't liven up that snoozefest.
dk323asked:
Two and Three get a dog from a shelter. What breed of dog do they get?
Xander Harris and Rory Williams. I think they'd be pretty much in agreement that they'd pretty much be in agreement that they wanted something cute (but Xander would insist no poodles or chihuahuas.) So they'd probably get a golden retriever.
Ten's favorite place of all time to travel to is what?
Damien Spinelli. I think his favorite place to travel would be to San Francisco for Comic-Con, the geek mecca.
What is Fourteen's favorite thing about Seven?
Mindy Lahiri and Sam Winchester. I don't if Mindy would be able to narrow it down to one thing. She'd love his lustrous hair and would annoy him by finding excuses to run her fingers through it constantly. And she'd constantly come up with excuses and reasons for Sam to have to carry her. She'd love that he's a ginat and would imagine climbing him like a tree. Basically she'd be like Becky, but way more sane.
holyfant asked:
One and five unknowingly end up on a blind date together. How does the date go?
Merlin and Arthur. The date goes disastrously at first. Arthur's had a bad day at work and is not able to really hide his disappointment when he first sees Merlin. Merlin bristles at that but tries to be polite. Merlin makes small talk but Arthur's replies are limited to "yes's" and "no's" and grunts. Merlin finally has enough, tells Arthur off, and storms out. Arthur immediately feels bad and chases after Merlin. Merlin refuses to accept Arthur's apology which Arthur takes exception to, explaining that he doesn't usually apologize. (Merlin: So, I'm supposed to bow down in awe because the great Arthur Pendragon deigns to apologize to someone like me?") Arthur and Merlin get in each other's faces and suddenly they're making out like crazy. Arthur drags Merlin to his car and they have wild sex there.
Seven and eleven get locked into an elevator together. Who gets frustrated with the other first and why?
Sam Winchester and Sherlock Holmes (BC version.) I think Sam would get frustrated first. He'd try to make conversation at first but Sherlock's giving him a rundown of the Winchester family history based on the callouses on Sam's hand and the smell of sulfur, will have him on edge. Then he would get pissed as Sherlock tries to fix the elevator himself all the while still asking Sam personal, invasive questions.
Thirteen, fourteen and fifteen find themselves shackled to each other. Do they manage to co-operate? How do they get free?
Eleven, Mindy Lahiri, and Maxie Jones. I think Eleven would actually get on really well with the girls because they're both spunky, funny, and smart. Mindy gets a little irritated when Eleven insists that he get them out in a jiffy with a screwdiver. Mindy doesn't see what a screwdriver can do to improve the situation, but goes along with it until he pulls out the sonic screwdriver and all Elven does is point it at the handcuffs and express frustration when it doesn't work. (Mindy: Of course it didn't work. Did you seriously think some toy you probably got from Radio Shack was going to help the situation?) Maxie spends most of her time criticizing Eleven's outfit (Maxie: A bowtie, suspenders, and a corduroy jacket? Are you trying to look like you stepped off the front page of Geek Magazine?) But Maxie provides the way to get out with the zillion bobbie pins she carries in her purse (Maxie: I'm prepared any and all hair emergencies. Plus, you never know when you're going to need to break in somewhere.)
wolfgenes asked:
one and nine have been fuck buddies for years -- then three just /happens/ and nine thinks s/he's falling in love. except they really aren't in love, but in lust. quickly after they get together though, one finds out, and out of revenge sleeps with fifteen. what happens
Merlin, Amy Pond, Rory Williams, and Maxie Jones. I have a really, really hard time wrapping my mind around Merlin sleeping with Maxie. I love her but she's kind of flighty and shallow at times. She's not nearly as bad, but it would be like Merlin sleeping with Vivian. But if he got drunk enough it could happen. And Maxie's certaily made more questionable choices of who to sleep with. I think the next morning, Merlin would come to his senses in the morning and apologize profusely for "taking advantage" of Maxie. Maxie would ass ure him he has nothing to apologize. She tells a blushing Merlin that she really enjoyed the sex (Maxie: You're far more aggressive than I ever gave you credit for) and promises that she won't get possessive and clingy (Maxie: Been there, done that.) Merlin tells Amy that they can't continue with their arrangement. Amy agrees. She apologizes and even though it's a total cliche, wants them to still be friends. Merlin agrees. Being a huge Amy and Rory fan, I think that after a couple of disastrous relationships, Amy and Rory meet again and fall in love.
gothabilly13 asked:
Seven finds Twelve dancing in a strip club, how do they respond?
Sam Winchester and Jack Harkness. I think Sam would avert his eyes instantly. Jack would zone on in him like a heat seeking missile (which wouldn't be too hard since Sam is such a giant, he'd tower over everyone else in the room) and gyrates his way over to him and does everything he can to get his attention. Curious, Sam peeks a little and Jack puts on his best moves. Sam is spellbound for a moment, but then remembers where he is and shuts his eyes again, which causes Jack to laugh loudly.
Eight tells Five they are falling madly in love with them, how does Five take it?
Ron Weasley and Arthur Pendragon. God, this just makes me laugh and laugh. I cannot imagine Ron falling in love with Arthur. I just can't see it. Then again, Arthur is devastatingly handsome. He can cause men to switch teams. Ron might have a huge crush on him. Ron would work up the nerve to tell Arthur and do it in an endearingly bunbling way. Arthur kind of laughs at first, but stops when he sees that Ron is serious, he sobers up and gets a little awkward and flustered. He tells Ron he's flattered, and while he can completely understand why he'd fall for him, he could never feel that way about him because he's in love with someone else. (Three guesses to who?)
Fifteen is convinced that Six is plotting against them. Calls on Two for help. How does it go?
Maxie Jones, Sherlock Holmes (JLM version), Xander Harris. I love Xander to death, but there is no way he would not end up making the situation worse. He'd probably try to tail Sherlock and end up running for his life from the Baker Street irregulars. After that Maxie would take matters in to her own hands and confront Sherlock. Sherlock admires her pluck and how upfront she is and admits that he had been merely compiling information on her boyfriend Spinelli and anyone associated with him, due to Spinelli ( a PI) stealing many clients from Sherlock.
floating_fog asked:
1. One and three are running for their lives from One's father, only to be saved by Two's mother, what happens next?
Merlin, Rory Williams, Xander Harris. I have a hard time imagining Balinor chasing after Merlin. But I guess Balinor has been enchanted and is hunting Merlin and Xander. If they were saved by Xander's mother, it'd probably totally be by accident. She probably accidentally only mows them down as they try to get her attention to help. When they get in the car, they immediately have her pull over when they realize she's as drunk as a skunk.
2. Nine and Eleven are the only survivors on earth, are they going to repopulate it? ;)
Amy Pond and Sherlock Holmes (BC version). Sherlock is truly skeptical. He'd rather let the human race die then repopulate it with anyone of sub-standard intelligence. He quizzes Amy and is happy to find that she's very smart. But when he finds out she used to be a model, he declines to have sex with her. Then Amy grabs him by his coat lapels and tells him that he will have sex with her. She doesn't relish the thought of sleeping with him either, but she'll be damned if the human race dies out on her watch. (Amy: So just lie back and think of the Queen, I know I'll be.)
3. Ten is in love with Twelfth and asks for his/her hand in marriage. Six is jealous and wants to break them off, does he/she succeed?
Damien Spinelli, Jack Harkness, and Sherlock Holmes (JLM version.) LMAO Spinelli asking for Jack Harkness' hand in marriage. That would have to be the most oddball pairing in the history of ever. And Sherlock being jealous? I honestly can't see it. I know Jack's phermones are strong, but...I can't. But Spinelli is a romantic, so let me just try to picture him asking Jack to marry him. I think Sherlock would try to stop the wedding and definitely could, but Watson tries to talk sense into him, and he changes his mind. He puts all of his energy back to solving cases, stealing some of Spinelli's clients as payback.
inspired_being asked:
Are Seven and Thirteen more likely to be enemies, best mates or lovers?
Sam Winchester and Eleven. Best mates, I think. Sam would be slightly taken aback by an alien with a time traveling police box. But it's not any weirder than anything else he's had to deal with, so he'd just roll with it. He'd get really interested and ask a lot of questions. Eleven would have a grand time showing off.
Four and Six find a kitten on the street and Four wants to take it home, what happens?
Ianto Jones and Sherlock Holmes (JLM version). Well, Ianto would probably have to spend a lot of time making sure that Sherlock didn't do any experiments on the cat. But Sherlock begins to like having the cat around when Ianto or Watson isn't around to unload his stream of consciousness on.
Ten and One are in mortal danger due to Five. Two and Eleven are the only ones who can save them. How do they do it?
Damien Spinelli, Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Xander Harris, Sherlock Holmes (BC version.) I guess Merlin and Spinelli are in danger because of Arthur when Arthur accidentally lets someone know that Merlin has magic (Maybe someone got Arthur drunk.) Sherlock doesn't really need any help, but Xander tags along anyway because Spinelli is his cousin. Some facility is holding Merlin )Spinelli was doing some investigating and stumbled upon the facility) to use Merlin's magic as a weapon. Sherlock and Xander use Xander's military knowledge to storm the facility Spinelli and Merlin are being held in (It's a place where Merlin's magic doesn't work.) Sherlock draws Merlin's kidnapper into a long drawn out James Bond villain exposition fest and while that's going on Xander frees Spinelli and Merlin. Sherlock mocks Merlin's kidnapper before knocking him out.
Stacey