HELP STOP UWE BOLL

Apr 07, 2008 19:08

Guys. GUYS. Anyone who's had me friended for any length of time is likely aware of the major hard-on I have for horror themed videogames. It sounds completely lame, I know, but to me settling down with a brand spanking new survival horror game with the lights off, the curtains drawn, and an empty house is pretty close to Heaven. Alone in the Dark ( Read more... )

gaming, uwe boll makes me cry

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3_2_1_letsdance April 7 2008, 08:53:15 UTC
You wanna know what's really scary?
I was watching My Super Sweet 16 on TV4 before. Those children are the brattiest brats to ever brat!

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3_2_1_letsdance April 7 2008, 12:24:02 UTC
I'm glad I have people like you to raise my approximation of Americans.
Of course, you're hardly "the average american" <3

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3_2_1_letsdance April 7 2008, 12:35:45 UTC
The one tonight was this black chick's 15th birthday and she was picking out her car.
Now, she couldn't drive until her 16th birthday but, get this, she wanted a car she could put on her driveway as an ornament. FOR A YEAR!

And later her Dad said that if she got good grades, she'd get the car but if she got Ds, he'd buy her a honda civic. And she said "I, like, love my daddy, but if I don't get that car, I'm, like, gonna cry."

And then, at the end, when they showed the car her dad pulled a prank and brought out a simple red mini van, and she went all whiny and teary and said "Daddeeee, I don't want iiiiiit!"

Hilarious.

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Flattery may get me places, dearest Darcy, but the truth will set me free :D

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3_2_1_letsdance April 7 2008, 12:54:38 UTC
I can do that from here. :D

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Rhyming couplet haiku - Julia next week :D 3_2_1_letsdance April 7 2008, 13:10:36 UTC
A girl called Darcy
A wonderful thing she is
Good looks, well read too.

Many funny posts
They are a daily delight
And we all love you

:D

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Re: Rhyming couplet haiku - Julia next week :D 3_2_1_letsdance April 7 2008, 13:28:28 UTC
Thankyou! Thankyou! I'm here all week!
Avoid the veal!

Flattery may get me everywhere and the truth my set me free, but poetry lifts both you and me to the stars :D

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Re: Rhyming couplet haiku - Julia next week :D 3_2_1_letsdance April 7 2008, 13:30:10 UTC
I guess I should stop now.
You know, before I get too weird >___>

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Re: Rhyming couplet haiku - Julia next week :D 3_2_1_letsdance April 8 2008, 00:41:50 UTC
Even more so that Tilly looking sideways without glasses, and smiling with tongue?

I think not :D

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Tilly is teh hawt 3_2_1_letsdance April 8 2008, 10:44:24 UTC
How many death points do you think I'd accumulate if I tried to explain to you all exactly how awesome she is (and why), and how much you're all gonna love her in person?

(Tilly: this is what happens when I don't see best friends for a while. I miss them so much that I talk about them to everyone. Hint hint: come visit me or give me a time that I must visit you :D)

Also, I've had V and Coca cola tonight.

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Re: Tilly is teh hawt geeksicle April 8 2008, 18:08:36 UTC
*dies* you know I'm on it.

PS: lots.

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