I really need to remember this sort of thing...

[geekpirate]

Fly crow fly (10:47:07 PM): "If you enjoyed the show, tell your
friends! If you didn't, I trust you'll get throat cancer and
die without ever again uttering another word."
Fly crow fly (10:47:18 PM): I need to have a show of some sort, so I
can use that line.
Fly crow fly (10:47:25 PM): ...wait... I'm a radio dj. duh.
NightHawkTheSane (10:47:26 PM): you do have a show
NightHawkTheSane (10:47:32 PM): /me thwaps you upside the head