Stubborn Sickie VS Annoyed Babysitter

Jul 19, 2009 03:25

Daniel: [irritable] I don't need a babysitter! I can handle a little time on the... [suddenly stops] Oh crap, hold o-

[the lovely wet sound of someone barfing into a bucket. For a solid minute]

[after throwing up subsides, a long silence]

Ziva: [loud sigh] This just proves my point.

Daniel: [voice is NOTICEABLY rough now. And mildly disgruntled] .....Fine. I'll be good. [sound of chair scraping coupled with groaning as he gets up. A few footsteps, then a pause]

Ziva: What? Was I not clear the first time? BED. Or I will put you there myself.

Daniel: No, just, the recorder's still on. Could you delete that post I started? [sound of bedsprings as he lays down]

Ziva: [sound of her walking to computer and sitting down] If there are any more posts coming from Daniel, please let Ziva David know. Then I can make sure to throw his computer out the window. Thank you.

Daniel: [startled; bed squeals as he tries to sit back up] Wait, what? What are you doing?

Ziva: [fake innocence] Nothing.

Daniel: [warning tone] Ziva, don't you even dare press that button.

Ziva: This one? [amused tone]

Daniel: Ziva-!

[end recording]

ziva plays nursemaid, not a couple but they fight like one, the bane of recording conversations

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