Right then:
RULES
Step 1: Open your music player
Step 2: Set your music player to Random.
Step 3: Hit Play.
Step 4: Pick your favorite lines from the first 20 songs that play. No skipping! Try not to use the title of the song in the line, but if it's your favorite, use it.
Step 5: Have your friends guess the song and the artist. Please don't google the lyrics, as that is lame and you will go to hell to burn for eternity.
1. He's got a watch with an minute hand/ a millenium hand, and an eon hand
2. And some folks see (but not like me)/ there's one thing that they're damn good at
3. I may look like Clark Kent/ But I'm no Superman/ I'm just a mild mannered kid/ Lookin' for my Lois Lane
4.Square to it, face to it/ It was not there
5.Brother can you see those birds/ They don't look to Heaven/ They don't need religion/ They can see
6. After all that I have gained/ I still feel sad/ When I'm all alone
7. What is fair is fair/ That is fair and square to me
8. She is a thing/ Made of solid love/ She's shaping my body/ Like a lump of mud
9. You're just a name on the shelf/ and the colors amaze/ but they don't cover the lies
10. But from the stories that I heard/ You humans require more words
11. I don't know what it is I'm looking for/ Can't find it anywhere/ never felt like this before
12. It's that little souvenir/ Of a terrible year/ which makes me wonder why/ It's the memories of the shed/ that make me turn red (the fact that I love this particular song probably ruins any macho-cred I may have)
13. It's tickling my fancy/ Speak up! I can't hear you
14. Prithy my dear/ Why are we here?/ Nobody knows/ We go to sleep/ While breathing flows/ My mind secedes
15. You were working on the inside/ Disconnecting the alarms/ I was mixing up the signals/ Trying to turn you on
16. The glass is falling of the wall/ My girlfriend's crying in the shower stall/ It's hot as a bitch/ I shoulda been rich
17. I've been very tempted/ To grab it from the till/ I've been very hungry/ But not enough to kill
18. I don't mean to pry/ But didn't that guy/ Crumple up your face?/ A thousand times he made you cry
19. The biggest wagon/ Is the empty wagon/ Is the noisiest/ The consul a horse/ Jefferson I think we're lost
20. No light ever shines/ Dead end tears that dry/ May be a waste of words and time/ But never a waste of life
Some of these are pretty hard, actually. But let's see who has the GUTS.
Step 1: Open your music player
Step 2: Set your music player to Random.
Step 3: Hit Play.
Step 4: Pick your favorite lines from the first 20 songs that play. No skipping! Try not to use the title of the song in the line, but if it's your favorite, use it.
Step 5: Have your friends guess the song and the artist. Please don't google the lyrics, as that is lame and you will go to hell to burn for eternity.
1. He's got a watch with an minute hand/ a millenium hand, and an eon hand
2. And some folks see (but not like me)/ there's one thing that they're damn good at
3. I may look like Clark Kent/ But I'm no Superman/ I'm just a mild mannered kid/ Lookin' for my Lois Lane
4.Square to it, face to it/ It was not there
5.Brother can you see those birds/ They don't look to Heaven/ They don't need religion/ They can see
6. After all that I have gained/ I still feel sad/ When I'm all alone
7. What is fair is fair/ That is fair and square to me
8. She is a thing/ Made of solid love/ She's shaping my body/ Like a lump of mud
9. You're just a name on the shelf/ and the colors amaze/ but they don't cover the lies
10. But from the stories that I heard/ You humans require more words
11. I don't know what it is I'm looking for/ Can't find it anywhere/ never felt like this before
12. It's that little souvenir/ Of a terrible year/ which makes me wonder why/ It's the memories of the shed/ that make me turn red (the fact that I love this particular song probably ruins any macho-cred I may have)
13. It's tickling my fancy/ Speak up! I can't hear you
14. Prithy my dear/ Why are we here?/ Nobody knows/ We go to sleep/ While breathing flows/ My mind secedes
15. You were working on the inside/ Disconnecting the alarms/ I was mixing up the signals/ Trying to turn you on
16. The glass is falling of the wall/ My girlfriend's crying in the shower stall/ It's hot as a bitch/ I shoulda been rich
17. I've been very tempted/ To grab it from the till/ I've been very hungry/ But not enough to kill
18. I don't mean to pry/ But didn't that guy/ Crumple up your face?/ A thousand times he made you cry
19. The biggest wagon/ Is the empty wagon/ Is the noisiest/ The consul a horse/ Jefferson I think we're lost
20. No light ever shines/ Dead end tears that dry/ May be a waste of words and time/ But never a waste of life
Some of these are pretty hard, actually. But let's see who has the GUTS.