AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF MASTERPEEBS THEATRE: FANFIC FOR SHOWS I DON'T WATCH
DAMON AND STEFAN WERE DRIVING IN THEIR CAR WHEN THEY HIT A TREE "DANG IT" SAID STEFAN "NOW WHAT?" "UGH QUIT BEING SO DUMB" SAID DAMON "WE'LL JUST HITCH IT BACK TO TOWN" "I'M GOING TO MISS MY BIG DATE WITH ELENA" SAID STEFAN "ZZZZZZZZZZ" SAID DAMON
SO THEY HITCHED A RIDE WITH THESE TWO BROTHERS, THIS GUY IN A TRENCHCOAT, AND THIS KIND OF FAT GUY WHO WERE ON THEIR WAY TO A MINI GOLF COURSE. ONCE BACK IN TOWN, STEFAN RUSHED TO ELENA'S HOUSE. "HEY ELENA" HE SAID COOLLY, HIS FACE CONTORTED IN A SERIOUS EXPRESSION THAT JUST MADE HIM LOOK CONSTIPATED. "HEY STEFAN" SAID ELENA "ARE YOU READY FOR OUR BIG DATE" SAID STEFAN "TOTALLY" SAID ELENA. MEANWHILE DAMON WALKED HOME AND SAT ON THE COUCH BOREDLY. SUDDENLY HE HAD AN IDEA. HE GOT ON THE PHONE AND CALLED SOMEBODY
CAROLINE ANSWERED THE PHONE. "HEY THIS IS CAROLINE" SHE SAID. "HEY CAROLINE WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER" SAID DAMON WITHOUT GIVING HIS NAME. HE WAS TOO COOL TO GIVE HIS NAME. "OH HEY DAMON WELL I'M KIND OF BUSY PAINTING MY NAILS BUT OKAY I'LL BE RIGHT OVER" SHE HUNG UP AND DAMON NODDED TO HIMSELF, CONFIDENT IN HIS SMARMY COOLNESS
SO WHEN CAROLINE ARRIVED DAMON LET HER IN AND THEY WENT INTO THE KITCHEN AND HE WATCHED HER MAKE A PBJ SANDWICH. WHEN SHE FINISHED EATING THEY FLIRTED A LITTLE BIT AND THEN MADE OUT COMPLETE WITH BITING
AFTER ABOUT 20 MINUTES OF MAKING OUT CAROLINE STOOD UP AND SMOOTHED OUT HER SKIRT AND CARDIGAN. "I'M LATE FOR A DATE WITH A CREDIT CARD" SHE SAID AS SHE MADE HAND MOTIONS LIKE A TIGER AND GROWLED A LITTLE BIT. HE SMILED A SMARMY SMILE AS SHE LEFT AND HE LAY BACK ON THE COUCH AND NODDED TO HIMSELF BECAUSE HE IS SO COOL
STEFAN AND ELENA WENT ON A DATE OF WALKING THROUGH THE PARK AND HAND-HOLDING AND DINNER AT A NICE RESTAURANT AND SHARED A DESERT. "YOUR EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL" SAID STEFAN ELENA SAID NOTHING BUT MERELY SMILED AT HIM. "AFTER DINNER DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO.. MY HOUSE? MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME." SAID ELENA AFTER A MOMENT. "I THINK I'D LIKE THAT, BUT.. I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK. I DON'T WANT DAMON MESSING UP THE HOUSE" ELENA SMILED. SO STEFAN DROVE ELENA HOME AND THEY KISSED ON THE FRONT PORCH AND SHE WENT INSIDE AND HE DROVE HOME.
STEFAN ENTERED THE HOUSE AND DAMON WAS WATCHING TV BOREDLY. "HOW WAS YOUR ~DATE~?" HE ASKED AS STEFAN ENTERED "IT WAS GREAT" SAID STEFAN "I'M GOING TO BED" SAID DAMON. HE TURNED OFF THE TV AND WENT UPSTAIRS TO HIS ROOM AND SHUT THE DOOR FIRMLY. STEFAN NOTICED A THING OF NAIL POLISH ON THE SIDE TABLE AND SET HIS LINE INTO A LINE. "UGH DAMON..." HE PICKED UP THE NAIL POLISH AND PUT IT IN THE TRASH BEFORE GOING UPSTAIRS TO BED.
THE NEXT DAY DAMON AND STEFAN ATE CEREAL AND THEN WENT TO SCHOOL THE END
SO THEY HITCHED A RIDE WITH THESE TWO BROTHERS, THIS GUY IN A TRENCHCOAT, AND THIS KIND OF FAT GUY WHO WERE ON THEIR WAY TO A MINI GOLF COURSE. ONCE BACK IN TOWN, STEFAN RUSHED TO ELENA'S HOUSE. "HEY ELENA" HE SAID COOLLY, HIS FACE CONTORTED IN A SERIOUS EXPRESSION THAT JUST MADE HIM LOOK CONSTIPATED. "HEY STEFAN" SAID ELENA "ARE YOU READY FOR OUR BIG DATE" SAID STEFAN "TOTALLY" SAID ELENA. MEANWHILE DAMON WALKED HOME AND SAT ON THE COUCH BOREDLY. SUDDENLY HE HAD AN IDEA. HE GOT ON THE PHONE AND CALLED SOMEBODY
CAROLINE ANSWERED THE PHONE. "HEY THIS IS CAROLINE" SHE SAID. "HEY CAROLINE WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER" SAID DAMON WITHOUT GIVING HIS NAME. HE WAS TOO COOL TO GIVE HIS NAME. "OH HEY DAMON WELL I'M KIND OF BUSY PAINTING MY NAILS BUT OKAY I'LL BE RIGHT OVER" SHE HUNG UP AND DAMON NODDED TO HIMSELF, CONFIDENT IN HIS SMARMY COOLNESS
SO WHEN CAROLINE ARRIVED DAMON LET HER IN AND THEY WENT INTO THE KITCHEN AND HE WATCHED HER MAKE A PBJ SANDWICH. WHEN SHE FINISHED EATING THEY FLIRTED A LITTLE BIT AND THEN MADE OUT COMPLETE WITH BITING
AFTER ABOUT 20 MINUTES OF MAKING OUT CAROLINE STOOD UP AND SMOOTHED OUT HER SKIRT AND CARDIGAN. "I'M LATE FOR A DATE WITH A CREDIT CARD" SHE SAID AS SHE MADE HAND MOTIONS LIKE A TIGER AND GROWLED A LITTLE BIT. HE SMILED A SMARMY SMILE AS SHE LEFT AND HE LAY BACK ON THE COUCH AND NODDED TO HIMSELF BECAUSE HE IS SO COOL
STEFAN AND ELENA WENT ON A DATE OF WALKING THROUGH THE PARK AND HAND-HOLDING AND DINNER AT A NICE RESTAURANT AND SHARED A DESERT. "YOUR EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL" SAID STEFAN ELENA SAID NOTHING BUT MERELY SMILED AT HIM. "AFTER DINNER DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO.. MY HOUSE? MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME." SAID ELENA AFTER A MOMENT. "I THINK I'D LIKE THAT, BUT.. I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK. I DON'T WANT DAMON MESSING UP THE HOUSE" ELENA SMILED. SO STEFAN DROVE ELENA HOME AND THEY KISSED ON THE FRONT PORCH AND SHE WENT INSIDE AND HE DROVE HOME.
STEFAN ENTERED THE HOUSE AND DAMON WAS WATCHING TV BOREDLY. "HOW WAS YOUR ~DATE~?" HE ASKED AS STEFAN ENTERED "IT WAS GREAT" SAID STEFAN "I'M GOING TO BED" SAID DAMON. HE TURNED OFF THE TV AND WENT UPSTAIRS TO HIS ROOM AND SHUT THE DOOR FIRMLY. STEFAN NOTICED A THING OF NAIL POLISH ON THE SIDE TABLE AND SET HIS LINE INTO A LINE. "UGH DAMON..." HE PICKED UP THE NAIL POLISH AND PUT IT IN THE TRASH BEFORE GOING UPSTAIRS TO BED.
THE NEXT DAY DAMON AND STEFAN ATE CEREAL AND THEN WENT TO SCHOOL THE END