Kiddy Porn is a No-No Where I Come From
Why do people love that teenybopper pop music crap?
I don't get it, how can people call that music? Especially when those teenyboppers are singing about heartbreak. At their age (my age too I guess seeing as how I'm sixteen going on seventeen) they can't even spell love let alone truly feel it. As a teenager it's all just puppy love. And that's all they sing about! You know, that cheesy 'I love you and I thought you loved me but you broke my heart' shit. Cheer up teeny and go grab a slice at your nearest Chuck E. Cheese. You can't be despressed when you're bouncing around in Chuck's pit, playing with his balls. It's physically impossible. Seriously though, they're basically saying in their songs (that most of them don't even write mind you) that it's impossible to live life without a boy/girlfriend. Get a fucking life!! Hell, most of them don't even sing their own damn songs. They just lipsync the crappy ass shit.
And don't even get me started on the music videos. Especially for the female teenyboppers. I don't do kiddy porn and I will not apologize for that. I say it's kiddy porn because it is. You know, the fifteen-seventeen year old girls who strut around wearing their way-too-tight, hello-my-name-is-clevege low cut tops and their way-too-short, check-out-the-bottom-half-of-my-ass mini skirts. And almost every five seconds they look at the camera with experienced bedroom eyes well beyond their years that seem to say 'Come hither and fuck me' while giving off those breathy, being-thoroughly-fucked moans in between the words of the song. Basic kiddy porn folks and where I come kiddy porn is a no-no. Even the album covers are provocative!! They're making themselves out to be complete sluts. Now, I'm not saying that these girls are actually going around, screwing everything with a dick but that's the impression that they're giving off. Sex just oozes from these girls and some of them don't care! It's not like they don't know that 67% of the people viewing their music videos are horny old geezers with lotion and a box of tissues at the ready. How much do you want to bet that hundreds of forty year old men are sitting at their computers at this very moment watching a video featuring Miley Cyrus or some other teenybopper while getting their rocks off? It's like these girls have no integrity. And they're are children's role models?!
You've got to be fucking kidding me!!!
I don't get it, how can people call that music? Especially when those teenyboppers are singing about heartbreak. At their age (my age too I guess seeing as how I'm sixteen going on seventeen) they can't even spell love let alone truly feel it. As a teenager it's all just puppy love. And that's all they sing about! You know, that cheesy 'I love you and I thought you loved me but you broke my heart' shit. Cheer up teeny and go grab a slice at your nearest Chuck E. Cheese. You can't be despressed when you're bouncing around in Chuck's pit, playing with his balls. It's physically impossible. Seriously though, they're basically saying in their songs (that most of them don't even write mind you) that it's impossible to live life without a boy/girlfriend. Get a fucking life!! Hell, most of them don't even sing their own damn songs. They just lipsync the crappy ass shit.
And don't even get me started on the music videos. Especially for the female teenyboppers. I don't do kiddy porn and I will not apologize for that. I say it's kiddy porn because it is. You know, the fifteen-seventeen year old girls who strut around wearing their way-too-tight, hello-my-name-is-clevege low cut tops and their way-too-short, check-out-the-bottom-half-of-my-ass mini skirts. And almost every five seconds they look at the camera with experienced bedroom eyes well beyond their years that seem to say 'Come hither and fuck me' while giving off those breathy, being-thoroughly-fucked moans in between the words of the song. Basic kiddy porn folks and where I come kiddy porn is a no-no. Even the album covers are provocative!! They're making themselves out to be complete sluts. Now, I'm not saying that these girls are actually going around, screwing everything with a dick but that's the impression that they're giving off. Sex just oozes from these girls and some of them don't care! It's not like they don't know that 67% of the people viewing their music videos are horny old geezers with lotion and a box of tissues at the ready. How much do you want to bet that hundreds of forty year old men are sitting at their computers at this very moment watching a video featuring Miley Cyrus or some other teenybopper while getting their rocks off? It's like these girls have no integrity. And they're are children's role models?!
You've got to be fucking kidding me!!!