thanks Rob!
Today is Pungenday, day 58 in the season of Chaos, 3168.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Week of February 28, 2002
To attune yourself best to cosmic trends, party every day this week. If you can't find a bash, throw your own. If no one you know is in the mood to get rowdy, find new friends who are. I trust you don't need any excuses to revel, but here are some, just in case. March 1: The energizing planet Mars enters Taurus, and expansive Jupiter straightens up and flies right in your astrological House of Krazy Glue. March 2: It's the feast day of Hypatia of Alexandria (370-415), first great woman mathematician. March 3: What If Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day. March 4: Give Everyone a Gift for No Reason Day. March 5: Sing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" After Inhaling Helium Day.
If cats had opposable thumbs, we'd all be killed in our sleep. We all know the only reason they keep us around is because we can work the can opener and the front door and they can't.
How about celebrating "they finally made a GIR in his dog suit stuffed toy" day?
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Week of February 28, 2002
To attune yourself best to cosmic trends, party every day this week. If you can't find a bash, throw your own. If no one you know is in the mood to get rowdy, find new friends who are. I trust you don't need any excuses to revel, but here are some, just in case. March 1: The energizing planet Mars enters Taurus, and expansive Jupiter straightens up and flies right in your astrological House of Krazy Glue. March 2: It's the feast day of Hypatia of Alexandria (370-415), first great woman mathematician. March 3: What If Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day. March 4: Give Everyone a Gift for No Reason Day. March 5: Sing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" After Inhaling Helium Day.
If cats had opposable thumbs, we'd all be killed in our sleep. We all know the only reason they keep us around is because we can work the can opener and the front door and they can't.
How about celebrating "they finally made a GIR in his dog suit stuffed toy" day?