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Customer asks for a supervisor today:
"I bought my cellphone 5 months ago, and now I dont like it. You should give me a new free one now because this one is old."
I tell her I can check on an upgrade, but it won't be free. Her exact response:
"WHAT? THAT IS HORSESHIT! YOU ARE RAPING ME! YOUR CELLPHONE COMPANY IS RAPING ME."
Because new cellphones and rape go hand in hand.
"I bought my cellphone 5 months ago, and now I dont like it. You should give me a new free one now because this one is old."
I tell her I can check on an upgrade, but it won't be free. Her exact response:
"WHAT? THAT IS HORSESHIT! YOU ARE RAPING ME! YOUR CELLPHONE COMPANY IS RAPING ME."
Because new cellphones and rape go hand in hand.