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I went to Portland with Amanda last night, and for a change I didn't have to drive. This meant I could get hammered at will, and hammered I got. After the customary meal at Montage I was starting to sober up, and being chock full of old mac and mud pie, I decided to lay back and try to sleep for awhile because I never get to on road trips. I curled up with my hoodie as a pillow and started to doze off. This was awesome.
Until I bolted awake and screamed "OH SHIT!!!!" like a complete crazy person. This scared the shit out of Amanda, and after a few moments I realized that I was safe and sound in the car instead of back in the nightmare that woke me up.
What nightmare? Pandas. EVIL PANDAS. Trying to kill me and eat me. Seriously the scariest dream I've had in months and months. Those fuckers look all cuddly and cute and you wanna snuggle them, but no, they will eat your face off if they have the chance. And it is scary when they do. You will wake right up and scream like a bitch.
Ohhh night terrors. You can suck it. Its a good thing I'm single. Sleeping with me would bite.
Until I bolted awake and screamed "OH SHIT!!!!" like a complete crazy person. This scared the shit out of Amanda, and after a few moments I realized that I was safe and sound in the car instead of back in the nightmare that woke me up.
What nightmare? Pandas. EVIL PANDAS. Trying to kill me and eat me. Seriously the scariest dream I've had in months and months. Those fuckers look all cuddly and cute and you wanna snuggle them, but no, they will eat your face off if they have the chance. And it is scary when they do. You will wake right up and scream like a bitch.
Ohhh night terrors. You can suck it. Its a good thing I'm single. Sleeping with me would bite.