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Nov 22, 2007 17:32

Things im thankfull for:
My job. Thanks for making me hate old people and foreigners. And especially thank you for giving me money to spend on other things like:

High Speed Internet. Thanks for giving me the magical ability to steal music and view:

Internet Pornography. Thanks for reminding me what vaginas look like. The last time I saw one was the result of drinking too much:

Alcohol. Thanks for unforgettable memories like touching people inappropriately and thowing up in the disgusting mens room of the D while out with:

My Friends. Thanks for putting up with my shenanigans and being ok with the drunken text messages I send on my phone that I got at:

My job.

Its a terrible fucking endless cycle isn't it?
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