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I used to have a sweet Honda Civic. I beat the shit out of it and drove it everywhere. Multiple trips over the mountains. Epic journeys to the San Diego Comic-con. More nights than I can count acting as a the sober guy and dropping people off at their assorted houses while hoping no one would puke in the back seat, front seat, or airvents. And the offroad action? Daaaamn, for a tiny hatchback I took it places that it should have never ever gone. The one memory that stands out is taking it through the woods west of Bend with Jon and Paul sitting on the hood, shooting at things we passed. Eventually I abused it once too many times and the engine crapped out on me. I sold it to some cheeseball wanting to turn it into a fast and furious-esqe car with a spoiler and proceeded to drive my moms honda while I saved up.
It's been 3 years, and I decided it was time to buy a new car. I've been looking at hondas of one form or another. Then I decided to finally admit that I am from Bend and started looking at Subarus. I wanted something with more room than your average trunk, so I had my eyes set on a Forester. Decent gas mileage, ok ground clearance, lots of room in back.
Last weekend I finally put my money where my mouth is and bought a 4wd Nissan Xterra. Huh? Yeah, I did a complete 180 and decided to completely forget the compact car with good mpg and get a truck based SUV with not so good mpg. Also I do not live on a westside of bend so why the fuck would I buy a Subaru? The Xterra is big, silver, and my penis already feels larger.
Anyways.
Getting a new car means you have to do certain things. Getting insurance. Transferring the title. Stocking up the first aid kit. And of course inspecting the car so you can find the best places to hide your guns, drugs, and porno. Looking under the drivers seat I find a visor CD holder that someone forgot to take out. Sweet! Free CD holder! And it's full of cd's. Sweet! Free CD's!! I got Phish, Now That's What I Call Music Vol1, American Idol season2, 2 different Eminem CD's, All Time Classic Lullabies, and Disney's Best of Silly Songs.....
Sweet! Free Shooting targets! No wonder they left them in the car.
It's been 3 years, and I decided it was time to buy a new car. I've been looking at hondas of one form or another. Then I decided to finally admit that I am from Bend and started looking at Subarus. I wanted something with more room than your average trunk, so I had my eyes set on a Forester. Decent gas mileage, ok ground clearance, lots of room in back.
Last weekend I finally put my money where my mouth is and bought a 4wd Nissan Xterra. Huh? Yeah, I did a complete 180 and decided to completely forget the compact car with good mpg and get a truck based SUV with not so good mpg. Also I do not live on a westside of bend so why the fuck would I buy a Subaru? The Xterra is big, silver, and my penis already feels larger.
Anyways.
Getting a new car means you have to do certain things. Getting insurance. Transferring the title. Stocking up the first aid kit. And of course inspecting the car so you can find the best places to hide your guns, drugs, and porno. Looking under the drivers seat I find a visor CD holder that someone forgot to take out. Sweet! Free CD holder! And it's full of cd's. Sweet! Free CD's!! I got Phish, Now That's What I Call Music Vol1, American Idol season2, 2 different Eminem CD's, All Time Classic Lullabies, and Disney's Best of Silly Songs.....
Sweet! Free Shooting targets! No wonder they left them in the car.