Story Time: How I learned what women find attractive in a man

[geekalpha]

Those who have spent any time talking to me might gather that I invest a lot of thought in analyzing how things and people work. I have pretty much always been this way. I would also describe the majority of my life as having been a loner, although I am consistently accused by my friends as being a social butterfly. I find the incongruity amusing

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[serpentmoon]

heh. I didn't know that competition business went on either until I was in my thirties. I thought that childish stuff was left in high school, so I didn't even recognize it when it was right in front of me. Like, right in my face when a certain woman leaned over the guy she was after and kissed me in front of him. So, then she dated him for a while and would wedge herself between us whenever she found us talking. AND then, that wasn't enough, after they split, she would interrupt my conversations with other men and distract them with her flirtations and kisses... can't remember if you were among them, though. But I don't think you were. To this day I don't know why she felt she had to complete. First, I don't go to the club to pick up guys, so she could have any of them. I wasn't competing. And second, she was about 10 sizes smaller - we were in totally different leagues. She would even give me dirty looks when there weren't any men around. Maybe she was just evil. *wtf shrug*

Oh, yeah, did you consider that? Maybe the interest of the woman who set off the chain reaction actually had/has something to do with you and the other women were/are just evil bitches trying to create drama. ya? :D

[geekalpha]

But that makes the story less funny, which is suboptimal.