inspired by elizbaeth.
1. DO YOU SNORE? once in a grand while. not hardcore snorage though.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? with this hot bod? lover. obvs.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? dark. drowning. suffocation of any kind. letting people down. confrontation.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? are you kidding? the only thing bigger than legos for me was lincoln logs and my coco-making barbie house. bitches, beat that.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? ridiculous. but entertaining and addicting.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? no. then they get stuck shut and won't suck! rar.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? i was pretty much in an ugly stage until like... last year. so not exactly.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? nope. i got my mike. :)
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? black like my penis. with gray keys. like my... penis?
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? yus.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? nope. however, my fingers are crossed.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? actually during musical we discovered that i can eat french fries from my bosom.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? i want to go on a big splurgey road trip sometime, i've decided. see it all. that sort of thing.
14... has left the building? my ass. man.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? i can doggy paddle. i really am a horrible swimmer. but i love to wade. :)
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? yeahhhh. marry me.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? not so much. i feel like i should.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP? bend over and i'll show ya.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? i have never tried. something tells me that i don't posess that sort of talent.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? nope
21. ARE YOU A SINGLE CHILD? 2 sisters. uno bro.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPNERS? electronic.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I dislike it. i find it gay.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? not in the near future. eventually.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sometimes.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? apparently, my hepaTITis shot.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU"? about 1 second ago.
28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? no! WHY GOD WHY!
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? nope
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? in my butt.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? no. such as me. i am way sweet.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? ...on my other foot.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 1:02am
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? nothing cool or permanent. or both. :) somebody make one up for me.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? yes. but i eat&love it anyway.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? a couple of hours ago.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? i avoid cleansing whenever possible.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? i wish.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? ahhhhhhh yes.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? YES GOD YES
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? computer. art. music. dance. anything cheesy/gay. buying pointless crap. my mike. mike's deoderant. cocaine.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? creamy
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? CONSTANTLY.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? no
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? 1
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? yes sir
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? on occassion. i mostly... don't sleep much though.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? blue
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? for the most part, oui.
51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? stone sold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3:16. ahahahaha. 6th grade 4e.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? ....no.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? no
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? hardcore tamborine....hahaha (lifetime movies are gayyyyyyyy)
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY? no
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? no
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? yesh
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? no. i have two laughs. one burst of joy and another little girl giggle.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? i find it fascinating, but i don't know if i really believe it all.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? yes!!! it's a puppie! :) hmmmm!
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? it obviously happens. but i think that if you say you're divorcing for anything other than lack of love it's kind of ridiculous. if you love someone you can work through anything.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? yeah, bithces!
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? minor ones.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? only if it's opposite day!!!
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? 1/2 of funnel cake from fair.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? only on toenails. w00t.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? yes!
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? the one about feminine odor! where that lady stalks people in the tampon aisle. and the one where someone says "oh yeah, she's menstrual!" ...so basically any feminine product commercial.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? no
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? "so contagious" by acceptance
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? with this hot bod? lover. obvs.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? dark. drowning. suffocation of any kind. letting people down. confrontation.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? are you kidding? the only thing bigger than legos for me was lincoln logs and my coco-making barbie house. bitches, beat that.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? ridiculous. but entertaining and addicting.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? no. then they get stuck shut and won't suck! rar.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? i was pretty much in an ugly stage until like... last year. so not exactly.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? nope. i got my mike. :)
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? black like my penis. with gray keys. like my... penis?
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? yus.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? nope. however, my fingers are crossed.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? actually during musical we discovered that i can eat french fries from my bosom.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? i want to go on a big splurgey road trip sometime, i've decided. see it all. that sort of thing.
14... has left the building? my ass. man.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? i can doggy paddle. i really am a horrible swimmer. but i love to wade. :)
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? yeahhhh. marry me.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? not so much. i feel like i should.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP? bend over and i'll show ya.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? i have never tried. something tells me that i don't posess that sort of talent.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? nope
21. ARE YOU A SINGLE CHILD? 2 sisters. uno bro.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPNERS? electronic.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I dislike it. i find it gay.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? not in the near future. eventually.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sometimes.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? apparently, my hepaTITis shot.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU"? about 1 second ago.
28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? no! WHY GOD WHY!
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? nope
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? in my butt.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? no. such as me. i am way sweet.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? ...on my other foot.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 1:02am
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? nothing cool or permanent. or both. :) somebody make one up for me.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? yes. but i eat&love it anyway.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? a couple of hours ago.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? i avoid cleansing whenever possible.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? i wish.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? ahhhhhhh yes.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? YES GOD YES
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? computer. art. music. dance. anything cheesy/gay. buying pointless crap. my mike. mike's deoderant. cocaine.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? creamy
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? CONSTANTLY.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? no
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? 1
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? yes sir
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? on occassion. i mostly... don't sleep much though.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? blue
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? for the most part, oui.
51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? stone sold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3:16. ahahahaha. 6th grade 4e.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? ....no.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? no
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? hardcore tamborine....hahaha (lifetime movies are gayyyyyyyy)
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY? no
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? no
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? yesh
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? no. i have two laughs. one burst of joy and another little girl giggle.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? i find it fascinating, but i don't know if i really believe it all.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? yes!!! it's a puppie! :) hmmmm!
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? it obviously happens. but i think that if you say you're divorcing for anything other than lack of love it's kind of ridiculous. if you love someone you can work through anything.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? yeah, bithces!
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? minor ones.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? only if it's opposite day!!!
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? 1/2 of funnel cake from fair.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? only on toenails. w00t.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? yes!
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? the one about feminine odor! where that lady stalks people in the tampon aisle. and the one where someone says "oh yeah, she's menstrual!" ...so basically any feminine product commercial.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? no
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? "so contagious" by acceptance