Section off to the LEFT what is not RIGHT
I fell asleep on the couch last night watching Casablanca with my dad, and he didn't wake me up.
I woke up at 6:30 on the couch and did one of those things where you wake up and then jump, and then slowly realise that you're not in your bed, then I watched Citizen Kane.
Who knew Citizen Kane was on at 6:30 in the morning?
This is the first time that I've woken up early on Thankssgiving, and subsequently, I now know four different ways to cook a turkey without losing its natural juices.
Snow is very depressing when it falls on a roof, if that roof is in a dumpster.
I woke up at 6:30 on the couch and did one of those things where you wake up and then jump, and then slowly realise that you're not in your bed, then I watched Citizen Kane.
Who knew Citizen Kane was on at 6:30 in the morning?
This is the first time that I've woken up early on Thankssgiving, and subsequently, I now know four different ways to cook a turkey without losing its natural juices.
Snow is very depressing when it falls on a roof, if that roof is in a dumpster.