So many boys so little time

[geek_queen_eli]

So i'm making a fuck t-shirt. listing all the guys who i want to go horizontal with, but will never get close enough to even smell. They are as follows;

-Bam Magera
-Johnny Depp
-James Franco
-Brandon Dicamillo
-Ryan Dunn
-Johnny Knoxville
-Matt Hoffman
-Tony Hawk (not because he's particularly attractive i just want to be able to claim it)
-all three geeks, from freaks and geeks
-Mars from Pirate Islands
-Kurt From shortcuts (before he shaved his head)
-Seth (from the O.C)
-that entire beach of surf guys on the snorkeling trip.(I looked so hot in my wetsuit)
-Preston Lacy (and Wee-man(they work as a team)
-Rod Stuart
-The entire under 11 football team who practices on the oval that i pass on my way home from school (even the little fat one that the coach calls porky)
-Mr whippy
-the little dog off the Taco Bell ad.
-Willy Wonka
-the guy on my street who's comb over always gets blown off by the wind and dangles over his ear.
-The little kid at the folk festival with the dreaded mullet.
-Johnny Bravo
-The guy at the bowling alley with the giant monobrow.
-Kuszco as a llama (in 'The Emperor's New Groove')
-the count off Seasame Street
-Rosie'O'Donnell (I don't actually want to have sex with her i just wanted to make a joke about her being a man.)
-Trent (from Daria)
- Garth (Wayne's World)

aaaand i'm spent.
phew, i don't think it'll fit on a shirt...make it a dress.

Please tell me if i forgot anyone.