www.overheardinnewyork.com
Male passenger: Man, come on, move the bus! There's a fucking war in Iraq, and I have to take two more buses! There's a war in Iraq, and I have to take two more buses!
Female passenger: What, to get there?
---
A guy is ogling two girls.
Girl #1: Oh, no. What do you do when a Jewish guy won't stop staring at you?
Girl #2: The sign of the cross.
---
Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat
that!
---
Flight attendant on intercom: Please turn off your cell phones, pagers, iPods, laptops... Basically, anything that is bringing you joy right now, just turn it off.
--JFK
---
Elegant 20-ish black chick on cell: Do you truly expect me to come out to New Jersey so I can drink Rolling Rock? And listen to Matchbox 20? With a bunch of white bitches? Who majored in Psychology? ... How many things are wrong with that?
--Salvation Army store, Waverly Place
Female passenger: What, to get there?
---
A guy is ogling two girls.
Girl #1: Oh, no. What do you do when a Jewish guy won't stop staring at you?
Girl #2: The sign of the cross.
---
Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat
that!
---
Flight attendant on intercom: Please turn off your cell phones, pagers, iPods, laptops... Basically, anything that is bringing you joy right now, just turn it off.
--JFK
---
Elegant 20-ish black chick on cell: Do you truly expect me to come out to New Jersey so I can drink Rolling Rock? And listen to Matchbox 20? With a bunch of white bitches? Who majored in Psychology? ... How many things are wrong with that?
--Salvation Army store, Waverly Place