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[geek_ho]

geek_ho: wowza. i dig your picture.
geek_ho: wanna chat?
geek_ho: pvt me.
beebo: yeah
beebo: whatcha wearin
geek_ho: dry camel carcass.
geek_ho: well kinda dry
beebo: nice
geek_ho: i just peed in it.
beebo: im wet as a leaf in the dewy morning
geek_ho: are the worms eating you?
beebo: no
beebo: not yet
geek_ho: call me Bubba.
beebo: do you have gum
beebo: is your last name Liscious
geek_ho: no
geek_ho: its Fat Charlie.
beebo: i go bed now
beebo: i dyin
beebo: you dyin?
beebo: my hands, are icicles
beebo: my ears
beebo: are turnips
geek_ho: is that a poem?
beebo: yes
beebo: for you
geek_ho: thank you, i'll keep it close and safe in my liver.
beebo: my heart, a giant cauldron filled with muck
beebo: floating in it, a rubber duck
beebo: that rubber duck, is emo
beebo: and wears hipster clothing.
beebo: i am drowning him, i am drowning him
beebo: end.
geek_ho: god i love it when you open your cauldron of dead emo boys.
geek_ho: lay lady lay
beebo: the world is dead, i am laying on a piece of toast. it floats, it floats.
geek_ho: beyond the sea, where jewel has teeth
geek_ho: i look for you to my scurvy bequethe.
beebo: weeping.
geek_ho: sweeping.
beebo: creeping, in my chucks