so today i most deffinately should have gone to the brazil/emery show.. but i went to the tears of tomorrow show which was fun.
so justin had a dream about me. ;;;;
justin's words;;;we were all at a show and we were all drinking.. including kim. [laura-wait no way.. KIM was drinking?!!?] and kim got really drunk and she went to the bathroom and then when i went to the bathroom i heard her puking and i opened the stall and SHE HAD A COCK AND BALLS!. it was small and it was really tan.
see so if i had a penis it would be small... DAMN!
so me and laura got to spend some time on joel's swings talking about masturbation. which by the way pat and terry and justin.. i did come home and masturbate cuz that indeed is my idea of FUN! haha J/K. i really didn't... so me and laura were talking about the masturbation lingo and she knows alot more terms for it than i do. for instance i was saying that if i had a penis i could jack off. and she said but your have a vagina so you can jill off. DO YOU GET IT?! JACK &JILL!!!!!! haha that was the highlight of my week i bet. ryan uses the term r10.. that is awesome. ...i'm gonna go r10. yes this is a good topic.
if you know them, you should dance.. <--words of wisdom from a drunk girl at the mohawk place.
lyndsey remember when i smashed my phone in your alley? wait.. maybe that was like 20 times.