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[geauxpimpish]

Is it sad that I made an exciting new purchase today........ now the old Josh would have considered and exciting new purchase a gun or a hooker or something else of that nature, but he is gone and dead now....... back to the exciting new purchase... I bought a Dyson vaccuum from work today. I got an awesome deal. They normally run about $600 or so

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[benniejack]

Dyson's are fucking NICE. We are going to use it when I come over. You think I'm kidding? I'm even older than you... we are going to use it. Imagine all the shit it could suck up. Haha - more like - imagine all the shit we could throw on the floor and see if it would suck up. I'll bring the hooker.

DUP- COME TO HOUSTON AND SEE THE DYSON. AND AN ASTROS GAME. AND ERIKA'S HOT FRIENDS THAT TALK ABOUT CONDOMS AND WEARING PANTIES WITH HARDLY ANY FABRIC. DO IT. Oh, and BEER BEER BEER BEER.

And bring Tony Marinello with you.

[amy144]

wait, what about me?

[geauxpimpish]

you can come and vaccuum my apartment and bring your woman....wait....man!!

[amy144]

ummm... how about YOU vaccuum the apartment, and erika, fred and I will will watch and do tequila shots? sounds like a good plan to me

[benniejack]

Well, we have no say over you... as part of Tony's property, it will be up to him to decide whether or not you can come. We've only got enough horses for 4 people, though, and we were looking to pick up a stripper or two along the way...