Nov 29, 2007 19:29
jimminy cricket! it was 20 this morning and my GD radiators are not doing what they should. I swear they only turn on the boiler every 5 hours and this new apt is cold. hate to see it when its -20... looks like ill just have to start doing the winter type things. namely, switch to whiskey, run hot showers and the oven until my apt fills up with steamy delicious carbon monoxide. also known as WARM! yes im the devil for running a tub full of water and wasting precious gas, but fuck you im cold.
tonight i was invited to a work function at a bar called "hogs & honeys"
needless to say, i am not riding a mechanical bull right now.
I am not playing beer pong.
for everyone who deludes themselves into thinking that predominant frat bullshit EVER goes away after college, you are SO SADLY MISTAKEN.
nighty.
PS steam just set off my smoke detectors...who knew!? my neighbors hate me