Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I helped
schmot_guyz hide a body (-173 points). In January I gave
kintotech a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In October I set
clockworkkestle's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-333 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
gears_of_gold