Last Night
I woke up this morning fully clothed and still a little bit drunk. Surrounding our living room table were empty bottles, the DDR mat, playing cards, peanut butter cookies, and about ten bottles of nail polish.
I was going to upload pictures of last night's massage train and this kid Mike hiding underneath the couch (for a while) or me carrying mark around, but I couldn't get my camera dock to work. I turned it upside down and beer poured out the USB port.
I guess someone spilled or something.
I just ordered a new one, so hopefully I'll get them up next week. I also ordered some hair clippers. Unrelated.
If I had a nickel for every time someone kicked someone from behind in the legs and screamed "Back of the knees! FAHBULOUS" last night, I'd have, like, fifty cents.
I left Mark alone for an hour between 4 AM and 5 AM and he posted on seventy-four facebook walls about how much he hated me for leaving him, a sort of stream of consciousness spread across random people in alphabetical order. This morning he woke up and had no recollection.
He was pretty surprised later.
Similarly, as per our agreement last night, he is now changing his Religious Affliation on facebook to "Pee on Me".
I also spent about a half hour trying to get mark to go to sleep, by telling him he could have oral sex with Zohar in the morning, to which he replied "Zohar... if we had kids... they'd be half jewish and half... Mark"
I'm not sure if these things are funny out of context, but they're certainly funny to me. Anyway. I just thought I'd share.
I was going to upload pictures of last night's massage train and this kid Mike hiding underneath the couch (for a while) or me carrying mark around, but I couldn't get my camera dock to work. I turned it upside down and beer poured out the USB port.
I guess someone spilled or something.
I just ordered a new one, so hopefully I'll get them up next week. I also ordered some hair clippers. Unrelated.
If I had a nickel for every time someone kicked someone from behind in the legs and screamed "Back of the knees! FAHBULOUS" last night, I'd have, like, fifty cents.
I left Mark alone for an hour between 4 AM and 5 AM and he posted on seventy-four facebook walls about how much he hated me for leaving him, a sort of stream of consciousness spread across random people in alphabetical order. This morning he woke up and had no recollection.
He was pretty surprised later.
Similarly, as per our agreement last night, he is now changing his Religious Affliation on facebook to "Pee on Me".
I also spent about a half hour trying to get mark to go to sleep, by telling him he could have oral sex with Zohar in the morning, to which he replied "Zohar... if we had kids... they'd be half jewish and half... Mark"
I'm not sure if these things are funny out of context, but they're certainly funny to me. Anyway. I just thought I'd share.