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Sugarscape: The Stupid Interview: Fast Girls' Bradley James
What would you do if Harry Styles was cracking onto your little sister?
Erm… I’d… my sister’s a very intelligent girl and I’m sure she’d make the right decision without me having to step in.
[click to read]The Stupid Interview: Fast Girls' Bradley James
Brad’s not a fan of our journalism skills…
As you know, there’s no better way to get to know someone than making them squirm through The Stupid Interview, so we thought we’d put Fast Girls actor Bradley James through his paces to see what he would do in some of life’s more challenging situations.
So Bradley, give us your best insult.
Give us your best insult? That’s your first question? That’s a terrible first question. I’d never find myself insulting you or people on purpose.
Well we’re pretty insulted by that.
Well there you go, that’s my insult, that I’m not answering that.
You’ve got us where it hurts, our journalism skills.
If you could spread a rumour about yourself what would it be?
Errmmmm, I would spread a rumour about... what rumour would I want to spread about myself. Come back to me, I’ll think of something good.
Have you ever been caught or caught anyone in an intimate moment?
No, I don’t think I’ve been caught. But I was at Cardiff train station late on a Friday night and I was trying to get to the ticket machine, but right in front was a couple. Now I don’t know if they were breaking up or if one was moving away, but I had to stand there and observe their intimate moment while I waited for the ticket machine.
I eventually had to break it up because I was going to miss my train.
So did you have to ask them to get out the way?
Well I almost thought I should give them some advice, but they were a bit drunk so I just politely asked them to move out the away. I like to think they went off and lived happily ever after, but I doubt it.
Would you rather lick a tramp’s nostril or armpit?
Fantastic, these are coming out leftfield. I have no idea which situation I would find myself in when I’d have to lick a tramp, so I’d rather lick an ice lolly and pay someone else to do it.
There’s an old lady crossing a road, in her path is a massive lorry; at the same time you see a baby playing with knife. Who do you save?
What end of the knife is the baby trying to pick up?
That’s not specified.
I think you’d find yourself with more time to save the old lady. The baby is potentially going to hurt itself, but you could save the baby and the old lady if you go to her first… if anything you have to look at the parents responsible for giving their baby a knife. Give it some, “Listen, let’s see some proper parenting here.”
Kind of like a wakeup call.
Exactly.
Marmite - love it or hate it?
I am one of the… wow, you’re really hitting the hard questions here. I probably fall into the slightly ambivalent category. I mean I never have a hankering for marmite…
But if we put some under your nose you wouldn’t be sick.
I think I’d survive.
Who would be better in bed, Rihanna or Nicki Minaj?
That is not a question that I can possibly answer. If I ever meet these girls and they’ve read this interview then I’ve ruined my chances.
It could be an ice breaker?
“So hey Nicki Minaj, I was once asked who was better in bed, you or Rihanna?” I reckon they’d both have their qualities in the right moment.
What would you do if Harry Styles was cracking onto your little sister?
Erm… I’d… my sister’s a very intelligent girl and I’m sure she’d make the right decision without me having to step in.
Now, returning to the rumour…
Aggghhhh, what would be a great rumour…. Well the thing with rumours is that essentially you have to prove them eventually, so I think it’s best to tell the truth in the first place.
Thanks Bradley, we feel we know you very well after that.
I think we’ve been through something.
Bradley’s film Fast Girls is out on DVD now. It’s proper good, go and buy it.