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I’m in velour pants and a sweatshirt. 2 days ago I my attire
consisted of enough material to make an eye patch. I miss Hawai’i.
I know I didn’t post much while I was on holiday but I was too busy chasing after this lady:
She matches…from the headgear all the way down to her whip. I was in the car with my sister’s boyfriend and made him follow her until I got a clear picture. I asked her to adopt us.
Then things only got better. I met the man of my dreams in Waikiki.
Yes, I know ladies. The man is fiiinnee. I don’t know what I love the most, the jewfro glistening in the sun, the GOLD speedos, or the perpetual wedgie. Homeboy’s got it going on.
Oh, BUTT it doesn’t stop there. Oh no the sexiness continues. The back of his gold speedos says: “JUICY”. I don’t know if it was a statement about his assets or the man is down with women’s couture (does Juicy have a men’s line?). I would have asked him but I was too busy drooling. That’s HOTT.
On the real though all I did was absolutely nothing. Detoxed from booze, slept on the beach, kicked it with my sis and old roomies when they weren’t working. Picked up a decent tan and about 5-6 pounds. I’m like a sun kissed Buddha, fat and happy.
Now I’m back on the East. It’s hella cold. I go back to work tomorrow. The Buddha is sill tanned and fat, but not as happy.
I know I didn’t post much while I was on holiday but I was too busy chasing after this lady:
She matches…from the headgear all the way down to her whip. I was in the car with my sister’s boyfriend and made him follow her until I got a clear picture. I asked her to adopt us.
Then things only got better. I met the man of my dreams in Waikiki.
Yes, I know ladies. The man is fiiinnee. I don’t know what I love the most, the jewfro glistening in the sun, the GOLD speedos, or the perpetual wedgie. Homeboy’s got it going on.
Oh, BUTT it doesn’t stop there. Oh no the sexiness continues. The back of his gold speedos says: “JUICY”. I don’t know if it was a statement about his assets or the man is down with women’s couture (does Juicy have a men’s line?). I would have asked him but I was too busy drooling. That’s HOTT.
On the real though all I did was absolutely nothing. Detoxed from booze, slept on the beach, kicked it with my sis and old roomies when they weren’t working. Picked up a decent tan and about 5-6 pounds. I’m like a sun kissed Buddha, fat and happy.
Now I’m back on the East. It’s hella cold. I go back to work tomorrow. The Buddha is sill tanned and fat, but not as happy.