It's about that time
I looked at the extended weather forecast and my current bank statement today.
I can’t decide what the combination of the two makes me want to do
more; to go into deep depression or get a job. I figure the
latter is a much better idea. Nobody likes a depressed
ge1sha. So… here are my options.
Take my newly acquired bachelor’s degree and (1) start an entry level
job that pays shit (2) where I’ll sit a my cubicle and cry
everyday (3) go to work everyday hoping I’ll get run
over/shot/kidnapped before I make it to work.
There are two types of college graduates (well, three, I’m leaving out the assholes who like, continue their education and shit, psssh, you can take your law degree and future higher income earning potential and shove it). The first being those that go into a career as soon as they graduate. The second being those who don’t do the first. I am not ready for a career. Deadlines, accrued vacation hours,and staff meetings sounds about as fun as a bikini wax to me.
So… I’m going back to school. Going back to the School of Hard Knocks. Where is the School of Hard Knocks? Well, SHK has many campuses. Most are located right outside your front door. What classes does this school offer? Many, I for one, have signed up for:
GAFJ101: Get a Fucking Job
Being such a nerd, I’ve started doing homework for this class already. The first assignment is a lab. I have to go here, here, and here and try to convince them to hire me.
MDFC405: Make a Dollar out of Fifteen Cents
I know, such an upper level class. GAFJ101 is a prereq for this one. This is where I’m going to learn how to hustle.
I’m going to have to sign up for more classes to be fulltime, but the rest of my schedule is predicated on how well my lab goes for GAFJ101.
Wish me luck!
There are two types of college graduates (well, three, I’m leaving out the assholes who like, continue their education and shit, psssh, you can take your law degree and future higher income earning potential and shove it). The first being those that go into a career as soon as they graduate. The second being those who don’t do the first. I am not ready for a career. Deadlines, accrued vacation hours,and staff meetings sounds about as fun as a bikini wax to me.
So… I’m going back to school. Going back to the School of Hard Knocks. Where is the School of Hard Knocks? Well, SHK has many campuses. Most are located right outside your front door. What classes does this school offer? Many, I for one, have signed up for:
GAFJ101: Get a Fucking Job
Being such a nerd, I’ve started doing homework for this class already. The first assignment is a lab. I have to go here, here, and here and try to convince them to hire me.
MDFC405: Make a Dollar out of Fifteen Cents
I know, such an upper level class. GAFJ101 is a prereq for this one. This is where I’m going to learn how to hustle.
I’m going to have to sign up for more classes to be fulltime, but the rest of my schedule is predicated on how well my lab goes for GAFJ101.
Wish me luck!