I GOT AN 85 ON MY PRECAL EXAM!!!!!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I put gum in axe_honky's hair (-12 points). In January I gave maggiew123 a kidney (1000 points). Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole luckiyou07's purse (30 points). In February I bought porn for hrm_pp (10 points). Last Monday bina03 and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (978 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
gdizzle313