Flower ✿ Five

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AGHHH!!-- This town is getting fucking ridiculous.  It seems like every time it settles down, another XXX thing gets flung at us.  Do they really expect me to conform to this shit!?

I fucking want to see the cunt bag who runs this goddamn hellhole so I can go fucking bash his XXX head into the ground.

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[constantfighter]

Honestly? Fucking hell, everyone's so down on this Reaper bloke. If I meet him, I'm shaking his fucking hand.

Not that I'd complain if he decided to let us have fags and booze, but there's definitely worse places to be. Cheer up, sweetheart, I'm supposed to be the moody bastard here. You're making me act like Mr fucking Happy by default.

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If I meet him, I'm tearing open his fucking ribcage and delightfully hear his screams. Like music to my ears.

Screw you, I'm not doing what you say. I'm not little Miss shitty Happy either.

[constantfighter]

Oh, well. Story of my life. Nobody do what Mr Happy tells them.

Except when it's the wrong thing, obviously, but I'm pretty sure people just do what I tell them then so they can get on my back over it for about ten years.

You remind me a lot of my daughter, you know that? I mean, hopefully less the homocidal-demon-created-to-kill-me bit. But you've got the sadism down pat.

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I wouldn't blame them, you sound like a total fuckhead.

...Did you treat your daughter like XXX shit? If you did, I wouldn't blame her for wanting to beat an asshole like you.

[constantfighter]

Jesus, no. She was only my daughter for a couple of hours.

[Runs his hands through his hair, sitting back against the wall] Note how I'm not denying the accusation of fuckheadery. Did I ever deny the accusation of fuckheadery?

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No you're not denying the fuckheader--

What the fuck happened between you and her?

[constantfighter]

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Also, it gets all messy and metaphyical and involves me knocking up a woman who wasn't real in a time that didn't exist. Right after the world ended and I lost all my memories and Satan came looking for my everlasting soul.

Also also, it's slightly embarrassing. And just proves the fact that I'm really not the best magus ever to walk the earth.

1/I don't know

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...

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You know...

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T-that.

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That k-kind of...

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Sounds like...

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A big...

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Bucket of.

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Fucking XXX horseshit!!

Done!

[gdit_collar]

PUAHAHAHA!! Do you really expect me to fucking believe that? Magus? The world ending? Cuntbags like you really are stupid!

You don't even need to tell me the rest of the story.