[oneshot] no hope, no love, no glory

[gdgdbaby]

Title: no hope, no love, no glory
Pairing: cristiano ronaldo/kaká
Rating: nc17
Genre: romance, slice-of-life, angst
Warnings: swearing, sexual themes
Author: gdgdbaby
Notes: five times ricardo shuts cris down without even knowing it. 1,358 words.

Comments

[compatable]

i feel like i shouldn't be commenting on this, but i actually know who cristiano ronaldo and i kind of love to make fun of him whenever there's a mention. but dear lord, your writing wouldn't let me do that and this was sad and it's even worse that when i googled ricardo kaka, the first picture is of him and his family. “the ref was an imbecile,” ricardo says sharply. idk how to say this, but you write like a chameleon. you can merge yourself into any fandom.

[gdgdbaby]

wahhh never feel that way, okay? :3

eeeee i definitely understand where you're coming from about making fun of cris, because he can be pretty lol-worthy haha :') a lot of people ship cris/kaka and idk if i can see them as anything other than a doomed couple because kaka has a family and is so freaking christian, and for all of cris's faults i think he at least has the... wisdom? to refrain from doing anything that might hurt his friend. i'm really glad you enjoyed this though T_T and sdlfjgdsf such high praise :( thank you so muchhh sigh ♥

[compatable]

lol tmz does an amazing segment of making fun of cristiano and the pants he wears. i do not know how his butt doesn't suffocate all the time. their dynamics ): that is so depressing to know about them, and this is what really makes me sad about getting into sports fandoms, because most athletes are in established hetero relationships. lol jw but is there homewrecker fic?

[gdgdbaby]

oh god his fashion sense seriously leaves much to be desired, ide TT also his hair... get rid of the faux hawk, cris :|

sdfkgjdsf yes this is really really true. i mean there's always ~au~ fic, but idk, that's just a whole different ballpark, and i love realistic fic :( and the wives & girlfriends :( (lmao luckily jr and apolo didn't have that problem n__n) and ohhh i am pretty sure there's homewrecker fic :| i don't actually read a lot of this pairing myself, since i'm more into the german nt, but i really appreciate the ship n__n

[compatable]

yes, he needs to get rid of it so that all the soccer fanatics at my school can stop getting their hair cut the same exact way D:

i love realistic fic too. au is sometimes okay, but it's more for showing off crazy new ideas and not really used for explaining the pairing's dynamics (yes, i'm so glad that speed-skating doesn't allow dating to be in the equation lol)

[gdgdbaby]

......... oh god, why is it like this :| LOL

this is true. lmao i guess au is about how the characters you know fit into some ~whole new world~ haha. goddd when jr gets a girlfriend... :| LOL

[compatable]

yes, it should not supposed to be cristiano inspiring people.

i hope that when he gets a gf, she will know nothing about winter sports and isn't a crazed fan who went through all the trouble of applying to berkeley just to breathe the same air as him. lol it's hard to be a celeb.